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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760745 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2310 on: January 12, 2012, 04:05:37 pm »
:)

Rule one.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2311 on: January 12, 2012, 04:07:59 pm »
 >:(

Rule two.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2312 on: January 12, 2012, 10:20:41 pm »
Quote from: Truean on January 12, 2012, 10:05:28 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2313 on: January 13, 2012, 04:29:40 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2314 on: January 13, 2012, 04:45:06 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2315 on: January 13, 2012, 07:22:36 am »
 >:(

Stop.
 
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2316 on: January 13, 2012, 07:42:15 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2317 on: January 13, 2012, 09:13:47 am »
Quote from: Jopax on January 12, 2012, 08:20:26 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2318 on: January 13, 2012, 01:47:49 pm »
Quote from: MonkeyHead on January 13, 2012, 01:30:22 pm
3 weeks of intestinal parasites and explosive digestive discomfort.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2319 on: January 13, 2012, 01:49:26 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 13, 2012, 01:47:49 pm
Quote from: MonkeyHead on January 13, 2012, 01:30:22 pm
3 weeks of intestinal parasites and explosive digestive discomfort.

I think the first half of that quote was actually even better. 
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2320 on: January 13, 2012, 01:50:47 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 13, 2012, 01:47:49 pm
Quote from: MonkeyHead on January 13, 2012, 01:30:22 pm
3 weeks of intestinal parasites and explosive digestive discomfort.

But that's IN context D:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2321 on: January 13, 2012, 02:49:02 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on January 13, 2012, 02:21:50 pm
Of course, he was also kind of a homicidal lunatic. But he was the homicidal lunatic America needed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2322 on: January 13, 2012, 04:02:29 pm »
Quote from: Levi on January 13, 2012, 01:49:26 pm
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 13, 2012, 01:47:49 pm
Quote from: MonkeyHead on January 13, 2012, 01:30:22 pm
3 weeks of intestinal parasites and explosive digestive discomfort.

I think the first half of that quote was actually even better.

I'll admit that I was torn.

edit: And because that thread produces a quote about once or twice a page:

Quote from: MaximumZero on January 13, 2012, 03:19:59 pm
Elves are republican.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2012, 04:06:59 pm by Flying Dice »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2323 on: January 13, 2012, 04:26:43 pm »

 One time I mentioned on IRC that I paid someone $50 to kill my sisters cat.

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 The worst was when I told a woman on IRC that "... except I want children", and she took it to mean I was a pedophile, instead of being interested in reproduction...

 That was awkward until I figured out the misunderstanding.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2324 on: January 13, 2012, 04:42:37 pm »
What???

I... you... augh. This entire day has been filled with nothing but ramblings, things counter to the threads intention, and people who are, quite frankly, doing it wrong.

You'll have it back in a few hours. Let it be a lesson to you.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2012, 07:42:19 pm by dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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