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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1708537 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2115 on: November 03, 2011, 11:42:39 am »
Quote from: TheBronzePickle on November 03, 2011, 10:11:25 am
it probably forces you to recognize that thing in your mouth is actually there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2116 on: November 03, 2011, 03:27:14 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2117 on: November 03, 2011, 03:30:02 pm »
20:05 - antidairy: fleshlightd are an effective weapon
20:05 - antidairy: lightweight, powerful, rapid-firing
20:05 - Silent Thunder: your a bad person :/
20:05 - antidairy: what?
20:05 - antidairy: why?
20:05 - Silent Thunder: because i said so, and i am THE EMPRAH
20:06 - antidairy: you must have a big fleshlight
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2118 on: November 04, 2011, 12:20:21 am »
I'm reading a scan of an old book which I had been searching for. However, this particular scan is lousy, and has lots of typos. There's a particular one in which "arms" gets consistently displayed as "anus". Which results in hilarity quite often.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2119 on: November 04, 2011, 11:39:13 am »
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Our sperm whales of democracy will attack the giant squids of communism!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2120 on: November 04, 2011, 11:46:31 am »
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Our sperm whales of democracy will attack the giant squids of communism!
lolwut
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2121 on: November 04, 2011, 11:49:56 am »
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Our sperm whales of democracy will attack the giant squids of communism!
lolwut
One of my friends had the exact same expression on his face.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2122 on: November 05, 2011, 04:07:11 pm »
Quote from: Vector on November 05, 2011, 04:02:53 pm
Dammit.  I keep trying to seduce Jeanette and wind up getting seduced right back >:I  This is not working well.

Must... become... more... attractive...

In the moments before my imminent demise, I would like to state that I regret nothing.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2123 on: November 05, 2011, 04:24:46 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on November 05, 2011, 04:07:11 pm
Quote from: Vector on November 05, 2011, 04:02:53 pm
Dammit.  I keep trying to seduce Jeanette and wind up getting seduced right back >:I  This is not working well.

Must... become... more... attractive...

In the moments before my imminent demise, I would like to state that I regret nothing.
You totally messed that up, you're supposed to take it out of context, like this:

Quote from: Vector on November 05, 2011, 04:02:53 pm
Must... become... more... attractive...

Or more intelligent.  That would be okay, too.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2124 on: November 05, 2011, 04:28:53 pm »
We're aiming for two different impressions to give, I see.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2125 on: November 05, 2011, 06:41:10 pm »
Quote from: Vector on November 05, 2011, 04:02:53 pm
Must... become... more... attractive...

Best of both worlds - absolutely no context whatsoever.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2126 on: November 05, 2011, 07:11:45 pm »
True. Although I still say it's impossi*brutally murdered*
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2127 on: November 05, 2011, 07:23:20 pm »
Some day I'm going to take a whole bunch of things said in the out of context thread and put them together in one big out of context quote...
You'll see, you'll all see.
And then I'll quote myself about it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2128 on: November 05, 2011, 07:52:39 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2129 on: November 05, 2011, 10:00:49 pm »
... Bwah, you guys are too nice >.<

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