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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2025 on: September 25, 2011, 09:47:16 pm »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2026 on: September 26, 2011, 02:35:08 am »
Quote from: shadowsofwhite on September 25, 2011, 12:25:49 pm
I fixed the chicken pooper's pooping chicken function
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« Reply #2027 on: September 26, 2011, 04:26:11 am »
Quote from: kaijyuu on September 25, 2011, 08:32:22 pm
That kid's creepier than the rapist. O.o
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2028 on: September 27, 2011, 04:06:52 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on September 27, 2011, 03:43:56 pm
"Wall Street has crashed earlier than expected. Now for the lighter side..."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2029 on: September 27, 2011, 04:15:22 pm »
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My dad tells me that I won't amount to shit in life.  Well I'll show him, I'm gunna go get eaten by lions.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2030 on: September 28, 2011, 03:26:30 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on September 28, 2011, 03:22:38 pm
I'm not sure I could handle a world in which disembodied assholes could wear uniforms somehow.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2031 on: September 28, 2011, 04:26:14 pm »
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So they're just like miniature accordions?

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Are you putting on your excited pants?

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Today I've already heard a potato and a tomato make sweet, sweet love, and the guy with his non-stuffed puppies.

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« Reply #2032 on: September 29, 2011, 06:22:16 pm »
Quote from: Janet on September 29, 2011, 06:13:55 pm
I never thought I'd say this, but Nietzsche is just adorable.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2033 on: September 29, 2011, 08:54:18 pm »
Quote from: ein on September 29, 2011, 08:53:17 pm
I read something involving baguettes being used in such a manner at one point in time~
Because Japan~
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2034 on: September 29, 2011, 08:56:33 pm »
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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« Reply #2035 on: October 01, 2011, 06:55:28 pm »
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The defenders now have a time window of 8 hours before the drive-by nuclear holocaust
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« Reply #2036 on: October 01, 2011, 07:33:03 pm »
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Did you know: In one's afterlife, one is condemned to finding counter examples to all false statements made in life?  Hence the advice: Start early!

Lulz, mathematicians...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2037 on: October 01, 2011, 07:37:12 pm »
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3 is equal to infinity
A claim made by my reactor engineering professor when discussing diffusion into porous catalyst particles.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2038 on: October 02, 2011, 09:50:45 am »
Quote from: Girlinhat on October 02, 2011, 06:16:39 am
I also love the fact that the program has an activation motion.  "Bubble Breast Power, ACTIVATE!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2039 on: October 02, 2011, 02:33:20 pm »
Quote from: Christian36 on October 02, 2011, 07:28:23 am
One second, I was helping my friend get a file on his flashdrive.
He had to some place filled, I had to take a old folder which exclusive my quaker's friend uses, and the record was put in. During cut, I saw what appeared to be a courageous of several operation. Wondering, I looked up said brave on wikipedia. Turns out, my soul's friend had put collection for a Big(If you bonk what I nasty) mettlesome on his flashdrive, and he didn't fuck it.

If you bonk what I nasty is the best part.
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