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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764436 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2010 on: September 20, 2011, 08:18:44 pm »
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Damn, what I wouldn't give for a good case of paedophilia

I knew that it would pop up here sooner or later.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2011 on: September 20, 2011, 08:24:50 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on September 20, 2011, 08:12:38 pm
If you've got it, flaunt it, even if you don't really got it.  It's good to be royalty.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2012 on: September 21, 2011, 12:37:54 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on September 20, 2011, 11:23:46 pm
Sorry, Japa, but your 'stache has no power over my accent.
Japa's Stache has a great many varied powers, but this has not among them ever since the Great Stache' Murder of 2010.
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2013 on: September 21, 2011, 03:09:24 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 21, 2011, 12:37:54 am
Quote from: MaximumZero on September 20, 2011, 11:23:46 pm
Sorry, Japa, but your 'stache has no power over my accent.
Japa's Stache has a great many varied powers, but this has not among them ever since the Great Stache' Murder of 2010.
I think my 'stache did that. Good thing I executed it <_<
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2014 on: September 21, 2011, 03:43:29 pm »
Quote from: Vector on September 21, 2011, 03:24:34 pm
You're female and you talk a lot about 300AD Catholic texts!  Would you like to purchase this chastity belt?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2015 on: September 22, 2011, 05:44:19 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on September 22, 2011, 05:40:33 pm
eating out the center of the Earth, here we go.

Damn you, science.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2016 on: September 22, 2011, 05:47:07 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2017 on: September 23, 2011, 03:40:08 pm »
Quote from: PsyberianHusky on September 23, 2011, 03:37:58 pm
Scientist: This Neutrino telescope is WORTHLESS to telling me the current state of the universe, on the other hand I no longer need to keep that shrew of a wife around.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2018 on: September 24, 2011, 07:03:13 am »
Quote from: forsaken1111 on September 23, 2011, 04:17:36 pm
Now we hollow out Mars, fill it with Windex and pop off a Supernova
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2019 on: September 24, 2011, 07:13:57 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2020 on: September 24, 2011, 08:40:36 am »
Quote from: Ochita on September 24, 2011, 07:13:57 am
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♥~ 了凉気 ~♥: *flex flex*

 Huh.

[12:30:24 PM] 闇彌 凉紀: *flex flex*

 I'm afraid that she may appear right out of nowhere and do crazy wrestling stuff to me. With her army of scene kids probably.
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Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on October 15, 2011, 03:51:46 am
There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2021 on: September 24, 2011, 11:44:14 am »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2022 on: September 24, 2011, 05:12:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2023 on: September 25, 2011, 05:11:15 pm »
Quote from: Soli's stream
Boowells: Sluggo walks in on Solifuge streaming without a shirt. :O
Pnx: And a whole mess of ugly half-digested fur and hair
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2024 on: September 25, 2011, 05:14:32 pm »
[00:13] <Emil_Kamenskoi> "He looks like he can get chopped in half and still love."
[00:13] <Emil_Kamenskoi> *live
[00:13] <Emil_Kamenskoi> FUCK
[00:13] <Lethe_Ravion> XD
[00:13] <Lethe_Ravion> Best typo ever XD
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