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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764524 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1965 on: August 27, 2011, 11:17:32 pm »
It was going to come eventually...
(Don't quote that, Siquo)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1966 on: August 27, 2011, 11:19:24 pm »
Okay, I removed it.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2011, 11:25:38 pm by SirAaronIII »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Instant chat crackdown edition.
« Reply #1967 on: August 27, 2011, 11:21:02 pm »
Now that I look at it, locking a thread (For limited time) isn't a very effective method for punishment. Some troll is just going to post a random quote so it makes me lock it again, and everyone else can't post their maybe genuinely funny experience. Essentially punishing everyone except the guy who gets his jollies by doing so.

@Aaron: It would be a good idea, yes.
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1968 on: August 27, 2011, 11:24:18 pm »
 You will have to define a line. It seems a good number of people get their platonic hollies from just the mention of organs involved in actions barred from this thread without any attachment to said actions, so a line would be helpful.
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I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1969 on: August 27, 2011, 11:30:11 pm »
Which is why anything involving the crotch/ass region is now barred forever.

I probably should have been doing this since the chat crackdown episode but I think when we get a flood of them I get sorta desensitized and not notice them as much.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1970 on: August 27, 2011, 11:35:39 pm »
And to replace the other quote...
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if it was bruce lee's long-lost son, then i think he'd do pretty well
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1971 on: August 28, 2011, 06:01:27 am »
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Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on October 15, 2011, 03:51:46 am
There was a time when cocksuits would have offended me. It's kind of bad that the time has passed.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1972 on: August 29, 2011, 06:07:53 am »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on August 29, 2011, 02:25:55 am
9 out of 10 self made men agree, Jackrabbit's blessing worked for them.

The other one's dead, but hey, acceptable margins of error.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1973 on: August 30, 2011, 03:27:17 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on August 29, 2011, 06:12:07 pm
I guess that's good or something, not nearly as whiteknuckled greased pigsnot lightning as Toony's Grandma though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1974 on: August 30, 2011, 04:44:30 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on August 30, 2011, 03:49:16 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1975 on: August 31, 2011, 07:04:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1976 on: August 31, 2011, 07:12:44 pm »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1977 on: September 03, 2011, 05:13:58 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1978 on: September 04, 2011, 04:47:59 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #1979 on: September 04, 2011, 04:02:15 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on September 04, 2011, 03:17:35 pm
Being in great pain while all your limbs are being cut off is a minor inconveniance.

Yes, Neonivek is that badass.
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