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King Zultan

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16845 on: May 12, 2023, 03:16:16 am »
Quote from: Great Order on May 11, 2023, 09:16:33 pm
I don't give a good goddamn doodle fuck what the Sandwich Nazis say
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16846 on: June 04, 2023, 05:30:26 pm »
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I think it's a better moment to point out that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16847 on: June 08, 2023, 03:14:59 pm »
Quote from: ClickIfYouMustKnow on June 08, 2023, 02:39:21 pm
... would that make the male a dullacock?

Would.
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No justice: no peace.
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16848 on: June 08, 2023, 06:58:37 pm »
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I didn't like him, i didn't like his attitude, he was a punk. I can break his fucking back .. Break his back, make him humble and then fuck his ass.
I didn't do it in the Pontiac Michigan because i respect my sport

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Besides that everything was great

I pray he's at peace in Heaven now, so many memories.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16849 on: June 08, 2023, 07:18:07 pm »
"Make him HUMBLE" was a common phrase among me and my university friends.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16850 on: June 09, 2023, 08:56:38 am »
Fackin’ Bullshiiiiit was a favourite of mine. It was a significant part of Botchamania for the longest time.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

If you struggle with your mental health, please seek help.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16851 on: June 09, 2023, 06:13:23 pm »
Quote from: TamerVirus on June 09, 2023, 03:13:52 pm
SEX with HITLER
2 SEX 2 HITLER
SEX with HITLER: Tokyo Drift
SEX & HITLER
SEX 5
SEX with HITLER 6
HITLER 7
The Fate of the Fuhrer
SEX & HITLER Presents: Himmler & Streicher
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I may have wasted all those years
They're not worth their time in tears
I may have spent too long in darkness
In the warmth of my fears

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16852 on: June 16, 2023, 07:23:54 am »
Quote from: TamerVirus on June 16, 2023, 07:04:32 am
First thing I hear is Biden ranting at twitch chat calling them limp dick losers
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16853 on: June 17, 2023, 09:31:37 pm »
Quote from: dragdeler on June 17, 2023, 02:16:13 pm
"you need a knife that looks like it was sharpened recently to cut a banana?"
first act confused then mildy disgusted
"I will not ashame Allah by eating a banana like a gay monkey!!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16854 on: July 11, 2023, 05:07:08 pm »
Spoiler: I'm sure she does (click to show/hide)
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16855 on: July 15, 2023, 06:44:32 am »
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Which one is Steve Martin? Well, the one with the fewest hitpoints, of course...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16856 on: July 18, 2023, 10:34:53 pm »
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Examined a horse, no battery level mentioned.

Patch and git commit notes are always fun.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16857 on: August 07, 2023, 05:33:36 pm »
Quote from: Sabine Hossenfelder
One of the least understood problems in the universe is Elon Musk, but I wouldn't be surprised if dark matter would soon be used to explain that too.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16858 on: September 14, 2023, 03:34:41 am »
Quote from: AlStar on September 13, 2023, 07:34:45 am
There's nothing like the thrill of literally kicking a dog to death, then robbing it of its meat and feces.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16859 on: October 29, 2023, 12:43:43 pm »
Quote from: a 7 year old
An orb is probably an enemy, so I'd rather have a bro.
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