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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16725 on: May 27, 2022, 03:20:12 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16726 on: May 30, 2022, 12:26:18 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16727 on: June 02, 2022, 12:21:17 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16728 on: June 02, 2022, 01:00:08 am »
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If you still have [a shoe in your 200 year old wall] — especially if you have left the shoe in situ, that is, exactly where you found it — please report your find to the Deliberately Concealed Garments Project, which is an online collection of exactly this kind of discovery.
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The Northampton Museum’s Concealed Shoe Index also keeps an online record of concealed shoe finds, and you can report one there as well.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16729 on: June 02, 2022, 02:08:59 am »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on June 01, 2022, 08:55:54 pm
If God didn't want me to dress up as a turtle and **** a cartoon horse he'd have said so in Psalms.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16730 on: June 02, 2022, 06:24:44 am »
Experience is the ability to recognize your mistakes when you make them again.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16731 on: June 06, 2022, 05:27:03 am »
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Let's call her Joelle, which is of course her name, of course, hypothetically, okay?!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16732 on: June 10, 2022, 04:36:30 am »
Quote from: EuchreJack on June 09, 2022, 08:36:42 am
And of course, it's Flying Penises.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16733 on: June 11, 2022, 10:35:48 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16734 on: June 19, 2022, 05:00:23 pm »
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Dying a meaningless death and becoming a vengeful spirit is more homeric?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16735 on: June 28, 2022, 10:15:16 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16736 on: July 03, 2022, 06:17:33 am »
Quote from: MaxTheFox on July 02, 2022, 11:12:24 pm
Holy fuck, that is some bump.
and a twofer to not anger the forum gods for a possible overstep of the above being not-so-funny and not-so-tricky-to-figure-the-context-of:
Quote from: King Zultan on July 03, 2022, 01:08:17 am
I vote we replace everyone here with horses!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16737 on: July 13, 2022, 09:49:38 pm »
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the boiled diloposaurus egg is not a valid krav maga weapon
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16738 on: July 14, 2022, 07:16:12 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16739 on: July 14, 2022, 09:19:13 am »
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That's a great lesson if you're attracted to rocks
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