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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757859 times)

ein

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1650 on: June 28, 2011, 10:13:29 pm »
22:00 - 界闘士: Dear lord Touhou
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1651 on: June 28, 2011, 10:22:23 pm »
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"It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think yours is the only path."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1652 on: June 28, 2011, 10:37:43 pm »
[22:32:59] 了凉気: Do you just not eat when you're hungry?
[22:33:10] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: Yeah.
[22:33:18] 了凉気: :I
[22:33:21] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: Because I don't need it or want it.
[22:33:21] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: Yet.
[22:33:31] 了凉気: You are a fucking idiot.

I guess it's not really funny, but it is out of context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1653 on: June 28, 2011, 10:42:00 pm »
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SHAD0Wdump: Who thought death switches were a good idea!?
Rozy~♥: The japanese
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1654 on: June 28, 2011, 10:46:37 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1655 on: June 28, 2011, 10:51:01 pm »
There isn't a huge amount of context to this one:

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Rozy~♥: What;s with that bird?
SHAD0Wdump: It's a bird.
SHAD0Wdump: Doing bird things.
Rozy~♥: You cant eat their beans
Rozy~♥: You'll get cancer
SHAD0Wdump: Like pooping on your your mower's steering wheel.
SHAD0Wdump: Pokey on a pipe!

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Rozy~♥: Vert
Rozy~♥: I will rape you
[Mew!] Vert: I didn't mind it, but I would prefer actual conversation
[Mew!] Vert: WHAT THE
Rozy~♥: With my fucking knees
« Last Edit: June 28, 2011, 11:58:37 pm by Vertigon »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1656 on: June 29, 2011, 01:36:33 am »
Quote from: ein on June 29, 2011, 01:30:02 am
Damn him, always ruining my plans.
I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY BANDANA MILK PENIS!
I GUARANTEE IT YOU MISCHIEVOUS BASTARD!
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Quote from: Janet on June 20, 2010, 10:44:26 pm
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1657 on: June 29, 2011, 04:04:54 am »
I appear too much in here. O_O. I should be more careful with what I say.

But here you go

[10:17:06] Kenni Skovgaard Dinesen: Infact, the best stuff is often the cake and food.
[10:17:21] ᚠᚱᛁᛚᛚᛖᚾ ᛗᛁᚾ: You should fuck the cake.


[28-06-2011 21:58:52] ᚠᚱᛁᛚᛚᛖᚾ ᛗᛁᚾ: I have a vibrating ball of porn.
[28-06-2011 21:59:15] Kenni Skovgaard Dinesen: wat


[26-06-2011 01:51:41] Kenni Skovgaard Dinesen: Apples, pears, melons, so on
[26-06-2011 01:52:00] ᚠᚱᛁᛚᛚᛖᚾ ᛗᛁᚾ: Those don't really look like tits though.

Quote from: ein on June 25, 2011, 06:43:37 pm
[18:19:57] Kenni Skovgaard Dinesen: It was some kind of galla, and I just kept going around stealing everyones champagne, and when I needed to go to the bathroom you were standing infront of the door and didn't allow me to go to it.
[18:44:01] Kenni Skovgaard Dinesen: I went back to the part and drank some more, then I threw a glass into the chandelier, and then I went to the bathroom, and I don't remember how then, but suddenly we were rolling around on the bathroom floor while people went about their bathroomy business around us, then I woke.

Just after I had explained my dream:

[26-06-2011 01:47:11] ᚠᚱᛁᛚᛚᛖᚾ ᛗᛁᚾ: What kind of clothing?
[26-06-2011 01:47:41] Kenni Skovgaard Dinesen: I only remember that it was very red, red hair and a red dress.
[26-06-2011 01:48:08] ᚠᚱᛁᛚᛚᛖᚾ ᛗᛁᚾ: I don't have a red dress...
[26-06-2011 01:48:31] Kenni Skovgaard Dinesen: You don't stop people from going to the bathroom either, I hope.
[26-06-2011 01:48:53] ᚠᚱᛁᛚᛚᛖᚾ ᛗᛁᚾ: No, I suppose.
« Last Edit: June 29, 2011, 06:08:17 am by Lysabild »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1658 on: June 29, 2011, 07:24:43 am »
Quote from: RedKing on June 29, 2011, 06:52:51 am
I'm sticking with "I don't know" for now, but leaning towards "unplug the asshole and harvest his tasty marrow".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1659 on: June 29, 2011, 08:18:59 am »
Quote from: Blargityblarg on June 29, 2011, 07:55:52 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1660 on: June 29, 2011, 09:42:55 am »
Quote from: Sheb on June 29, 2011, 08:24:22 am
Nice you got your hate even though you "failed" the race.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1661 on: June 29, 2011, 12:58:56 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1662 on: June 29, 2011, 01:17:58 pm »
[2:15:26 PM] Amaranth: Then, my friend, you are very, very dead.
[2:15:35 PM] Amaranth: Or roped into being a dolphin's play thing.
[2:15:40 PM] Amaranth: Which might as well be dead.
[2:15:45 PM] Amaranth: Dolphins are rough animals.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1663 on: June 29, 2011, 04:50:33 pm »
Quote from: scriver on June 29, 2011, 03:31:44 pm
the President should give the rescuers blowjobs
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1664 on: June 30, 2011, 02:23:37 am »
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