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[Heliman]

they're slapping their dicks against your forehead.

Courtesy of the now locked DADT thread.

[iceball3]

[3:48:04 PM] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: This is gonna be good.
[3:51:11 PM] Amaranth: Oh gods, that's terrifying.
[3:51:29 PM] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: Ball of porn?
[3:51:30 PM] Amaranth: It just rockets in size and begins vibrating like mad.
[3:51:35 PM] Amaranth: And, yeah, ball of porn.
[3:51:36 PM] Jonah "Iceball3" Ceballos: XD
[3:51:52 PM] Amaranth: It's a vibrating ball of porn! D:

[Vertigon]

[DFC] Vert: and when we're not CUTTING EACH OTHER IN HALF *ahem*
Conchita~: DUDE
Conchita~: IT WAS LIKE ONE TIME
Conchita~: WE WERE BOTH DRUNK
[DFC] Vert: I WASN'T, I WAS UNCONSCIOUS

[Ochita]

23:24 - [DFC] Vert: Oh god
23:24 - [DFC] Vert: You didn't do anything
23:24 - Conchita~: I know

23:37 - Conchita~: WITH SLIMES
23:37 - [DFC] Vert: Osht
23:37 - [DFC] Vert: Not the damn slimes >.<

23:15 - Conchita~: Your copies of SLIME MAG
23:15 - [DFC] Vert: OH MY GOD
23:15 - [DFC] Vert: YOU FOUND THOSE?

23:44 - Conchita~: just remember to hit the shopkeeper, then you should be good
23:44 - Cag: Ok

23:30 - Cag: if I get caught, I'm kinda screwing myself

23:50 - [DFC] Vert: I channeled a little bit of my own Ein :3

Welp ein is now a universal power.

[Vertigon]

Like the Force?

[Ochita]

A sexy deviant force. That is what it is.

[Darvi]

Stiric:   It might be a bit difficult to slip a crossbow down my pants, but whatever.

Sonerohi: my dog has stolen one of my hands

[ein]

A sexy deviant force. That is what it is.

Pretty much.
Yay corruption!

[breadbocks]

It took ten pages to get from drinking to birds. Clearly not enough alcohol in this thread.

EDIT:
Vert: We have 2 furtukas and an invisible Realmfighter.
Vert: WELP.

[Vertigon]

Cag: Conchita took my decoy butt
Conchita~: >_>
Conchita~: <_<

SHAD0Wdump: Oh yeah... She's gonna go all Bob Barker on yo dicks.

It took ten pages to get from drinking to birds. Clearly not enough alcohol in this thread.

EDIT:
Vert: We have 2 furtukas and an invisible Realmfighter.
Vert: WELP.

That's par for the course

[Gunner-Chan]

Rozy~♥: Wonder who it's for. Some cute girl I hope~
[DFC] Vert: It's for ochi
[DFC] Vert: Close enough :3
Conchita~ slaps Vert
Rozy~♥: XD
[DFC] Vert: D:

[Vertigon]

Rozy~♥: Don't make me bring out the admantium cock slicer 5000
Conchita~: Please.
[DFC] Vert hides harder.
Conchita~: Theres already a 6000 Version.
SHAD0Wdump: GET YOUR ANIMALS SPAYED OR NEUTERED
Conchita~: With added discomfort.
Rozy~♥: The 5000 is more jagged though
Rozy~♥: For profesional cock slicers that don't need the bells and whistles
Conchita~: Ah, I for one actually like the 4900.
Conchita~: Its old, but it always cuts in just the right way.

SHAD0Wdump: And now everyone loves butt slaps from Rozy.

Conchita: One does not merely use .exe into mordor

[Bdthemag]

Meanwhile at the Dark Tides RP Session...

20:31 Bdthemag: Are you attracted to men in danger?
20:31 NewsMuffin: Yes.
20:31 NewsMuffin: People in danger.
20:31 Bdthemag: "Oh god someone stabbed me! Get help!"
20:31 NewsMuffin: NO
20:31 NewsMuffin: NOT YOU
20:31 Bdthemag: "Maybe we should hook up sometime..."
20:31 Scriver:  xD
20:31 NewsMuffin: Finger bang that flesh wound.
20:31 NewsMuffin: Ahhh yeah.

This is what we discuss when we are waiting for Glyph to write stuff.

[MaximumZero]

I have created Organsoup, a deer product stew!

[Criptfeind]

Jesus Christ this thread.