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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15885 on: November 25, 2019, 03:54:57 pm »
Quote from: overseer05-15 on November 25, 2019, 03:07:49 pm
Quote from: my coworker
I hit my head on the wall table.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15886 on: November 25, 2019, 03:57:08 pm »
Well they did just hit their head.  Maybe they could not words anymore.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15887 on: November 25, 2019, 04:37:20 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on November 25, 2019, 04:03:48 pm
I'm using the term manberry jam from now on.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15888 on: November 26, 2019, 02:20:14 pm »
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I don't think hydrogen can be oxidized quickly
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15889 on: November 26, 2019, 03:05:19 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on November 26, 2019, 02:20:14 pm
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I don't think hydrogen can be oxidized quickly
Oh, the humanity!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15890 on: November 26, 2019, 03:53:06 pm »
Quote from: Il Palazzo on November 26, 2019, 03:05:19 pm
Quote from: Rolan7 on November 26, 2019, 02:20:14 pm
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I don't think hydrogen can be oxidized quickly
Oh, the humanity!
Fluorine is a better oxidizer than oxygen
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15891 on: November 26, 2019, 04:18:34 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15892 on: November 28, 2019, 04:14:49 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on November 26, 2019, 09:48:37 pm
That is why you can get fined half a goddam million dollars in NJ for fucking with the duckies. I remember reading about that, I forget what actually happened. It's like 20k a day for being in violation of anything until you correct it or GTFO of duckietown.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15893 on: November 30, 2019, 10:48:44 am »
Quote from: wierd on November 30, 2019, 06:30:23 am
No. Molesting the ducks in duckie town is how you get a 20,000 fine. Didn't you pay attention to the Out of Context thread? :P
Quote from: dragdeler on November 30, 2019, 01:27:28 pm
I'd rather grind those awful hours away in a mindless furry,
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15894 on: November 30, 2019, 09:22:06 pm »
Quote from: wierd on November 30, 2019, 03:52:25 am
The palm an peanut are probably OK, but the sesame is gonna make a stink, yeah.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15895 on: December 02, 2019, 05:21:52 am »
Quote from: Dragofire on December 01, 2019, 08:50:28 pm
It is a beer man, just tap it and it will die.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15896 on: December 02, 2019, 06:41:25 am »
I'd tap that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15897 on: December 02, 2019, 10:46:33 am »
Quote from: hector13 on December 02, 2019, 10:03:54 am
That was an interesting 25 minutes getting it off, in shorts. Big ass winter jacket and snow boots, though. I’m not completely mad.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15898 on: December 03, 2019, 06:27:53 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15899 on: December 03, 2019, 06:53:30 pm »
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