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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764193 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15870 on: November 10, 2019, 04:39:14 am »
Quote from: Kakaluncha on November 07, 2019, 01:00:50 pm
After that go to the lake using my Elvis pelvis thrust.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15871 on: November 12, 2019, 09:32:13 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on November 12, 2019, 09:22:20 pm
it's just poor people what do we care if they go away to live on the tentacle demon farm.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15872 on: November 12, 2019, 09:53:11 pm »
Quote from: Nirur Torir on November 12, 2019, 04:55:40 pm
He was referring to a robot the firm's founder, Elon Musk, recently sent into a vacuum cleaner to take out the spider.

"What a terrible mistake. Robots should never have been created," he said.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15873 on: November 13, 2019, 11:54:42 am »
Quote from: Tack on November 13, 2019, 10:24:58 am
after he got hit by a car he mellowed out so much that he had to leave
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15874 on: November 13, 2019, 05:25:04 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on November 13, 2019, 05:21:49 pm
If your market value falls too low, we harvest your organs and sell them
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15875 on: November 20, 2019, 09:31:09 am »
Quote from: Iduno on November 20, 2019, 08:49:54 am
Robin Williams is really going to look bad in this one, what with being dead and all.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15876 on: November 21, 2019, 12:23:40 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on November 20, 2019, 09:29:31 pm
"In the jungle you must wait until Harambe rolls an eight."
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15877 on: November 21, 2019, 10:44:56 pm »
Quote from: Dustan Hache on November 21, 2019, 06:50:49 pm
Pray for the strength to banish the entity empowering ninja elvis!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15878 on: November 22, 2019, 09:18:08 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 22, 2019, 08:46:44 am
Maybe we can just share the #1 trophy as we ban spoons and set fire to our hospitals
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« Reply #15879 on: November 22, 2019, 09:30:50 am »
Quote from: Reelya on November 22, 2019, 06:01:49 am
If you mention the monkey without mentioning the spanking then people won't get what you're talking about.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15880 on: November 22, 2019, 04:21:13 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 22, 2019, 08:56:33 am
On the bright side even if art dies we got memes. They are like art, but actually good
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15881 on: November 23, 2019, 02:01:31 am »
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15882 on: November 23, 2019, 02:16:50 am »
I feel attacked.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15883 on: November 25, 2019, 11:55:56 am »
Quote from: podcast
You can't go back from vagina light!
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15884 on: November 25, 2019, 03:07:49 pm »
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I hit my head on the wall table.
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