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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764018 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15735 on: August 15, 2019, 10:04:20 pm »
Yes, I can see your fiction.live screenshot.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15736 on: August 15, 2019, 10:47:15 pm »
Good. Makes an alternative to uploading random shit to imgur or whatever. Quicker.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15737 on: August 15, 2019, 11:53:42 pm »
But we cannot see your dummy thicc thighs
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15738 on: August 16, 2019, 01:36:37 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on August 16, 2019, 12:24:10 am
the conductor threw himself off a cliff in protest because his daughter, who he assumed to be dead, showed up
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15739 on: August 16, 2019, 10:35:23 am »
Quote from: Andux on August 16, 2019, 09:49:00 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15740 on: August 17, 2019, 04:53:21 am »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on August 16, 2019, 06:31:37 pm
Now, how is that possible? How can someone get a doctor without actually becoming one?

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You'll pay for this Captain Planet!

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After making up plans to kidnap the President of the United States, Captain Planet sets off on his journey to gather his kidnapped friends.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15741 on: August 17, 2019, 09:37:36 am »
"I will be so proud of you if you eat that piece of cake!"

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15742 on: August 17, 2019, 05:02:16 pm »
I wish people were proud of me for eating cake?

Also you deffo should have shouted "The Cake Is A Lie!" at her.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15743 on: August 18, 2019, 04:55:06 pm »
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We are in no reasonable way capable of eradicating all life on the planet. We're perfectly capable of eradicating all or most of the life that supports us, but we're not going to be turning the earth into a lifeless husk anytime soon.

Hold my beer.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15744 on: August 19, 2019, 02:54:56 am »
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that said, i do not believe the average garfield reader is a hardcore hentai consumer
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15745 on: August 19, 2019, 09:39:32 pm »
Please don't tell me there was a discussion on Garfield hentai
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15746 on: August 19, 2019, 09:46:03 pm »
I hear it's nermal for people to experiment with their favorite comics.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15747 on: August 19, 2019, 10:25:09 pm »
That pun was simply odieous.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15748 on: August 20, 2019, 10:37:00 am »
PLiz stop.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15749 on: August 21, 2019, 01:05:23 am »
Jon I require lasagna
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