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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15691 on: August 01, 2019, 03:41:03 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15692 on: August 01, 2019, 09:18:46 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15693 on: August 01, 2019, 11:39:34 pm »

Taking it from the top, are we? I suspect that'll take a while.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15694 on: August 02, 2019, 12:12:56 am »

I didn't realize Gunner-chan had been active that long.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15695 on: August 02, 2019, 03:36:51 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15696 on: August 02, 2019, 08:27:33 pm »

nobody anywhere needs to deal with bad trip llama.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15697 on: August 02, 2019, 10:18:01 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15698 on: August 02, 2019, 11:30:24 pm »

That's what they all say.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15699 on: August 03, 2019, 11:56:55 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15700 on: August 03, 2019, 07:02:17 pm »

The worst part of this is it means the elves kinda have a point.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15701 on: August 03, 2019, 10:14:14 pm »

Fuck you John, roll a real goddam character we're playing DnD not John's Stupid Ego and the Vehicle for His Insecurities.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15702 on: August 07, 2019, 07:01:04 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15703 on: August 07, 2019, 05:03:35 pm »

DOCTOR WANTS A HOMEMADE FRUCTOSE LADDER THING WITH HIS LADIES. WE WILL GET IT IN MIND. THING IS YOU KNOW, WHEN IT SAYS "REQUIEM", YOU REALISE NOTHING GETS WORSE THAN HULK SAYING THEY HAVE DIVESTED.

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