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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15615 on: June 13, 2019, 10:33:40 am »
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The dwarves have constructed the statue of liberty
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15616 on: June 13, 2019, 09:14:42 pm »
Quote from: HOI4 Patch notes
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15617 on: June 13, 2019, 09:23:06 pm »
Shes determined to do it.  And theres no proof she died.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15618 on: June 14, 2019, 02:02:07 pm »
Quote from: Robo in discord
Please refrain from giving my infantile children nuclear warheads.
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Quote from: Glass on March 31, 2018, 03:09:12 pm
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15619 on: June 14, 2019, 03:40:13 pm »
Quote from: Dostoevsky on June 12, 2019, 10:06:09 pm
I wouldn't say 95% chance of excrement, but I am pretty dubious

Side note: I measure my own personal success by how many times I am referenced in this thread. Is that weird?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15620 on: June 14, 2019, 10:55:04 pm »
Quote from: Rockeater on June 14, 2019, 02:02:07 pm
Quote from: Robo in discord
Please refrain from giving my infantile children nuclear warheads.
Damnit, I was going to post that. Ah well, guess I took too long.

Here's some supplemental material:
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If someone seriously asks what effect the inflation rate of a given country has on a dragon, I will be upset.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
Quote from: King Zultan on December 15, 2018, 06:15:48 am
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15621 on: June 15, 2019, 09:39:10 am »
Quote from: Max™ on June 13, 2019, 09:43:52 pm
switching the scraper around on curves so the different grain directions meet smoothly without tearing, and now and then noticing a perfect little spiral floating down to land on your bench and roll away.
Poetic.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15622 on: June 15, 2019, 04:17:33 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on June 15, 2019, 12:26:33 pm
Quote from: Kagus on June 15, 2019, 12:24:01 pm
Yes, but isn't he a haematologist at a time when that basically meant identifying which kind of ghosts you had in your blood, and thereby determine whether you should take the curative cocaine orally, nasally, or rectally?
Why risk being wrong
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15623 on: June 18, 2019, 01:29:54 am »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on June 17, 2019, 07:57:01 pm
Stop making air quotes at your companions every time you say "cease hostilities".
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15624 on: June 18, 2019, 03:03:37 am »
Quote from: Yoink on June 16, 2019, 06:55:01 am
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Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15625 on: June 18, 2019, 05:45:19 pm »
Quote from: Imic on June 18, 2019, 05:36:59 pm
We can always rely on you to keep things in a state of confused terror as we try to figure out what your latest big vegetable will mean for the continued survival of everything else.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15626 on: June 18, 2019, 09:57:42 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on June 18, 2019, 08:56:42 pm
Molten metal is an inedible substance, no matter how well you season it.
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Quote from: Frumple on April 30, 2023, 07:07:58 am
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was

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tormenting the player is important
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15627 on: June 20, 2019, 04:01:29 am »
Quote from: Yoink on June 19, 2019, 11:28:09 pm
there are fluorescent maggots in my eyes.   
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15628 on: June 20, 2019, 04:45:55 am »
Quote from: Hanslanda on June 18, 2019, 05:47:25 pm
I've been metaphorically raping the shit out of standard tests
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Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15629 on: June 20, 2019, 10:23:10 pm »
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Between you and me and Peterson, do you actually fear sometimes that a raging, violent masculine darkness will swallow light and truth and order?
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