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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15600 on: May 31, 2019, 02:56:48 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15601 on: May 31, 2019, 05:37:01 am »
Quote from: Kagus on May 29, 2019, 05:40:15 am
I'm going to try my hand at making pulled pork today, which should be ready shortly after I've had the talk.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15602 on: May 31, 2019, 05:59:42 am »
It turned out so-so, but I learned a lot along the way. I'm thinking I need to try making it with a jerk spice mix at some point, just so I can say that it's "jerk rub pulled pork".




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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15603 on: May 31, 2019, 06:01:47 am »
Quote from: Trekkin on May 30, 2019, 12:49:30 pm
fight tooth and nail to make electric cars and charging stations illegal because they cause windmill cancer.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15604 on: May 31, 2019, 10:13:57 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 31, 2019, 09:58:11 am
No, clearly this was the euphamism for the moment fisting was imagined/invented/whatever
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15605 on: June 01, 2019, 02:52:47 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15606 on: June 01, 2019, 01:52:13 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15607 on: June 04, 2019, 03:47:40 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15608 on: June 05, 2019, 04:36:31 am »
Quote from: MrRoboto75 on June 03, 2019, 09:50:54 pm
I better not get injured loafing around, as my loaf contracting job(s) gives no benefits whatsoever and bread is a pre-existing condition.

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Bread lightly guys, these buns are getting out of hand.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15609 on: June 05, 2019, 06:10:36 am »
Quote from: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on June 04, 2019, 09:58:31 pm
"Not cool genderless cosmic being, not cool."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15610 on: June 08, 2019, 04:19:28 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15611 on: June 08, 2019, 06:27:39 pm »
Quote from: Staalo on June 07, 2019, 05:37:43 pm
I also learned that babies can have repeated PTSD attacks from remembering seeing corpses, and that their mothers will drop them when that happens.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15612 on: June 08, 2019, 08:33:46 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on June 08, 2019, 06:27:39 pm
Quote from: Staalo on June 07, 2019, 05:37:43 pm
I also learned that babies can have repeated PTSD attacks from remembering seeing corpses, and that their mothers will drop them when that happens.
I must be losing my touch - I didnt guess the context even though it makes perfect sense.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15613 on: June 09, 2019, 01:23:21 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on June 08, 2019, 05:14:26 pm
They said they would make an artificial anus. They did not expect it to be used to transport frogs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15614 on: June 12, 2019, 07:46:45 pm »
Quote from: Sebastian2203 on June 12, 2019, 04:23:07 am
Then a girl, probably leader of the group, asked me to participate in a possibly lethal guerrilla warfare attack against the parliament.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?
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