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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763811 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15585 on: May 17, 2019, 03:53:28 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15586 on: May 19, 2019, 11:07:44 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15587 on: May 19, 2019, 02:46:47 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15588 on: May 22, 2019, 06:51:54 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15589 on: May 22, 2019, 06:30:42 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15590 on: May 23, 2019, 02:34:30 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15591 on: May 23, 2019, 06:55:29 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15592 on: May 24, 2019, 02:58:28 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15593 on: May 24, 2019, 07:34:54 am »
Quote from: LordBaal on May 24, 2019, 05:32:31 am
I'll pm you a picture of my family so you don't shoot at us!  ;D
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15594 on: May 24, 2019, 08:38:06 pm »
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This one was an exceptionally copious and lengthy one.



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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15595 on: May 24, 2019, 08:59:43 pm »
Yeah, I reported it. But let's get this back on off track, eh?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15596 on: May 25, 2019, 05:29:20 am »
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Quote from: LordBaal on May 24, 2019, 05:32:31 am
Then maybe you'll come to visit me soon! I'll pm you a picture of my family so you don't shoot at us!  ;D

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15597 on: May 26, 2019, 02:11:12 am »
Quote from: Max™ on May 26, 2019, 01:51:48 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15598 on: May 28, 2019, 01:11:33 am »
Quote from: Dermonster on October 12, 2018, 11:23:13 pm
"NO LAZIN ABOUT!"

Reanimate my flayed skin and order it to get a pickaxe from wherever there is a pickaxe to get and start digging. Infuse it with EXTRA STRENGTH and MORE GRASPING STUFF to facillitate this.

Then use stone magic to start carving the staircase to my goddamn underground empire. THE WORLD BELOW IS MINE FOR THE PLUNDER.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15599 on: May 30, 2019, 12:47:16 pm »
Quote from: Mephisto on May 30, 2019, 12:37:15 pm
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