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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15570 on: May 07, 2019, 11:24:13 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15571 on: May 08, 2019, 05:25:19 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on May 07, 2019, 02:43:43 pm
I just had the most evil parenting idea; tell your gullible toddlers that if they pile up a bunch of shit, it'll turn into garnets. Garnets come from schist after all.
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also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15572 on: May 08, 2019, 02:45:59 pm »
Quote from: Loci on May 08, 2019, 01:35:22 pm
Bilbo hands out magical toys as birthday presents; were those 'good' toys or 'bad' toys?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15573 on: May 08, 2019, 10:57:50 pm »
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When you have an ER PPC for backup purposes, you're talking about a Clan mech.
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15574 on: May 09, 2019, 02:18:31 am »
Quote from: Thunderforge on May 09, 2019, 01:55:22 am
You can actually buy bottles of his pee. :-)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15575 on: May 10, 2019, 08:02:20 am »
Quote from: iceball3 on May 10, 2019, 03:51:11 am
animals don't really thirst or hunger, let alone experience saltiness.
Quote from: Iduno on May 10, 2019, 08:06:00 am
Where do you go cruising for old lady strange?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15576 on: May 10, 2019, 03:28:46 pm »
Quote from: KittyTac on May 10, 2019, 03:30:14 am
A cat is the most powerful force in life, and only by keeping them in check can you save humanity.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15577 on: May 11, 2019, 07:58:25 am »
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And now the accursed spirit of Tom Brady continues terrorizing the land in tiny insect form
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15578 on: May 13, 2019, 05:16:39 am »
Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on May 12, 2019, 08:46:45 am
I decided to scavenge in some other section instead, have no idea what I found but I think I found shit
Quote from: scriver on May 13, 2019, 12:07:05 am
*Scanlon shits in the temple and casts scry on the shit*
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15579 on: May 13, 2019, 05:00:33 pm »
Quote from: stingpie on May 13, 2019, 03:36:52 pm
demand the location of his human eggs.
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15580 on: May 14, 2019, 01:16:13 am »
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15581 on: May 14, 2019, 01:14:46 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on May 14, 2019, 01:16:13 am
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I made an application to the M.C. Guffin Foundation for a grant to upgrade our office equipment.
Where is that from?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15582 on: May 15, 2019, 09:34:30 am »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on May 14, 2019, 12:14:24 pm
the game is about a mysterious figure who pushes people over next to fireplaces.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15583 on: May 16, 2019, 04:09:39 am »
Just so long as they pronounce Diagon Alley properly it's alright.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15584 on: May 16, 2019, 01:45:26 pm »
Quote from: Gentlefish on May 16, 2019, 11:07:40 am
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