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King Zultan

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15555 on: April 24, 2019, 05:09:30 am »
Quote from: Yoink on April 23, 2019, 07:42:41 pm
Ghost dogs, public transport woes and confusing rimjob orgies.
Quote from: itisnotlogical on April 27, 2019, 01:02:49 am
The Suicide Mission didn't go the way I hoped. And I have to redo the entire thing to set it right.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15556 on: April 27, 2019, 06:10:03 am »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on April 24, 2019, 05:23:47 am
Are you saying there are bears hiding... somewhere in the nebulous gray area that is right in the middle of the door frame, where it is neither inside nor outside?!

Quote from: Eric Blank on April 26, 2019, 09:52:11 am
Become the disney movie villain you were always meant to be. Pass out coughdrop flavored candy to little children. Laugh hysterically in your most evil way, as children everywhere STOP FUCKING COUGHING AND SPREADING THEIR GROSS ASS GERMS AROUND.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15557 on: April 28, 2019, 05:54:44 am »
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[06:52] <syv> Well, if you can't run faster than a bear, maybe you shouldn't summon one.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15558 on: April 28, 2019, 06:41:29 am »
Fair point, actually.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15559 on: April 28, 2019, 07:17:35 am »
Additional hard-earned wisdom: casting Summon Bigger Fish may not be entirely effective when you're inside a whale.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15560 on: April 28, 2019, 05:14:14 pm »
Quote from: Cyroth on April 28, 2019, 04:41:14 pm
I've once stabbed myself to death with a carrot.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15561 on: April 28, 2019, 07:38:30 pm »
Quote from: Cyroth on April 28, 2019, 04:41:14 pm
Then again, I've managed to kill myself with most items.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15562 on: April 30, 2019, 03:51:57 pm »
Quote from: Come on you know who this is on April 30, 2019, 03:43:19 pm
I would love to play with your wood, but I need to build a kiln
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15563 on: May 01, 2019, 05:39:34 am »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 30, 2019, 01:32:34 pm
No butthole, no ticket purchase. Get with the program Sega.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15564 on: May 01, 2019, 11:59:29 pm »
Quote from: Max™ on April 30, 2019, 01:51:31 am
it's been slathered in a beeswax+mineral oil coating we variously call honey butter, wood butter, wood balm, and so forth
Quote from: Max™ on April 30, 2019, 01:51:31 am
You would be right to be concerned if this was like, untreated pine, or birch, or even one of the pretty fruit woods

Max tells us more about his wood.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 02, 2019, 12:34:17 pm
Bob Hoskins went to his grave with the Mario movie
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15565 on: May 05, 2019, 06:49:42 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15566 on: May 05, 2019, 02:10:18 pm »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on May 04, 2019, 02:11:33 pm
Quote from: Kagus on May 04, 2019, 02:06:56 pm
That's nothing, I happened to be flying the plane at the time!
I was the plane
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15567 on: May 05, 2019, 02:32:10 pm »
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Hey, it's no more dangerous than microwaving your lunch. Inside your stomach.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15568 on: May 06, 2019, 07:16:55 am »
Quote from: Naturegirl1999 on May 05, 2019, 03:28:23 pm
How do you kill the small animals you ick up?
Quote from: Kagus on May 06, 2019, 02:02:57 am
This highly stable and wonderfully poised politician has now been named minister of health and elderly care, because it's not like she can shit on anything important in that department.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2019, 08:08:18 am by scourge728 »
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King Zultan

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15569 on: May 07, 2019, 06:19:44 am »
Quote from: Kagus on May 06, 2019, 03:36:58 pm
Quote from: Il Palazzo on May 06, 2019, 03:15:52 pm
A psy-ho? A telepathic prostitute?
Whoah, total mindfuck!
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on May 06, 2019, 05:38:07 pm
Doctor! Give it to me straight!

No time for that, Mr. Smith! Your wife has come down with a severe case of...... *dramatically looks at camera* ....MAGNUM ANUS DISSONANCE! We have to reach a minimum safe distance of 3.5 miles before she reaches CRITICAL ASS!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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