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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1545 on: June 13, 2011, 10:06:16 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on June 13, 2011, 09:59:48 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1546 on: June 13, 2011, 10:08:47 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on June 13, 2011, 10:06:16 pm
Quote from: Aklyon on June 13, 2011, 09:59:48 pm
I am basically a glorified sheet of rice paper who plays god in a bathrobe.
I really only added the last part, though. thats you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1547 on: June 13, 2011, 10:10:10 pm »
I can't quote myself in this thread.

So you get a freebie.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1548 on: June 14, 2011, 02:24:57 am »
[02:53:38]  Gonozal_VIII   you never cut yourself and rubbed the cut all over somebody?
[02:54:04]  Xaft                nope
[02:54:18]  Gonozal_VIII   you're a strange kid
« Last Edit: June 14, 2011, 02:27:02 am by Peewee »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1549 on: June 14, 2011, 05:54:13 am »
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Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1550 on: June 14, 2011, 01:09:42 pm »
Quote from: Strife26 on June 14, 2011, 06:24:37 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1551 on: June 14, 2011, 03:41:41 pm »
Quote from: Vector on June 14, 2011, 02:57:54 pm
Jesus fucking christ with grapes up the sinus cavity.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1552 on: June 14, 2011, 08:33:29 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on June 12, 2011, 03:56:03 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1553 on: June 14, 2011, 08:36:47 pm »
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It just sounds so...so....eww.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1554 on: June 14, 2011, 09:14:24 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on June 14, 2011, 08:57:19 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1555 on: June 15, 2011, 12:08:17 am »
Quote from: Tarran on June 15, 2011, 12:03:13 am
...yes. Death by jellybeans. It'll be hilarious. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1556 on: June 15, 2011, 12:00:30 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on June 15, 2011, 11:28:29 am
Oral went awesome.

Quote from: Cthulhu on June 15, 2011, 02:26:50 pm
It's irresponsible for parents to let their kids go around with hideous aardvark penises.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1557 on: June 16, 2011, 06:00:17 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1558 on: June 16, 2011, 06:04:49 am »
Quote from: Girlinhat on June 16, 2011, 01:49:01 am
Who votes we exile the 50 page harlot?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1559 on: June 16, 2011, 02:28:20 pm »
Quote from: jaxy15 on June 16, 2011, 11:01:56 am
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