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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15360 on: November 29, 2018, 08:49:38 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on November 24, 2018, 05:41:46 pm
Agent Mulder believes an African spirit may be the culprit behind a number of dark-skinned individuals in Philadelphia
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15361 on: November 30, 2018, 10:18:50 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on November 30, 2018, 11:18:16 am
Australia is entirely populated by men. The manliest men. With no eyes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15362 on: December 02, 2018, 04:20:25 am »
Quote from: Max™ on December 01, 2018, 06:44:29 pm
Hey, that is absurd! The missus and I had a threesome with my dovetail saw I mean WAIT WHAT
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I don't know what a sex bolt is, but I choose to believe it's something lewd and won't take any of your excuses.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15363 on: December 02, 2018, 07:31:50 pm »
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My favorite thing to do is to skin everyone that attacks me
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15364 on: December 03, 2018, 06:14:00 am »
Quote from: Kagus on November 30, 2018, 11:18:16 am
Australians instead make most household items out of refined Parkinson's Disease.
Quote from: Kagus on November 30, 2018, 11:18:16 am
we can only assume that these clues are left in a medium that naturally responds to blacklight, such as semen.
Quote from: Kagus on November 30, 2018, 11:18:16 am
It's probably Parkinson's energy, which is greener than regular electricity.
Quote from: Kagus on November 30, 2018, 11:18:16 am
I'm still not entirely sure how we managed to sell a symbol to him, since that's presumably just a picture of something we found smeared onto the underside of a folding chair in demon semen...
Quote from: Kagus on November 30, 2018, 04:27:35 pm
What will it be, another suspicious symbol of semen-sorcery? Some speculative sign of sinister spooge?
Quote from: Kagus on November 30, 2018, 04:27:35 pm
Zoe: "I have no fucking clue, but I'm the quirky scientist character so I needed to say some random things that nobody understands. I suggest you go do some more quests while I wait to be relevant again."
« Last Edit: December 03, 2018, 06:38:20 am by King Zultan »
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15365 on: December 03, 2018, 06:31:03 pm »
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<Devastator> you're at about 40% edge capacity there, still well in the safe zone.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15366 on: December 04, 2018, 11:59:42 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15367 on: December 06, 2018, 06:05:22 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15368 on: December 06, 2018, 06:23:52 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15369 on: December 06, 2018, 07:39:23 pm »
Quote from: Cathar on December 06, 2018, 07:34:31 pm
UK says OK, takes the money and won't pay the godamn mars bars.

Pay your mars bars UK
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15370 on: December 07, 2018, 04:47:23 am »
Quote from: Cathar on December 06, 2018, 06:23:52 pm
Quote from: Kagus on December 06, 2018, 06:05:22 pm
Quote from: Cathar on December 06, 2018, 05:46:40 pm
those were factual lies


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No no, we can work with this! We just need to hire Harnold Schnozznobber for the lead role, and everything else will fall into place!

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with clean polluted water
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for Irish reasons that I do not fully understand.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15371 on: December 07, 2018, 10:39:58 am »
Ah, that was a cathar-tic laugh.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15372 on: December 07, 2018, 10:28:28 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on December 03, 2018, 05:30:42 pm
Fifty Shades of G'day, the steamy outback romance novella that's guaranteed hotter than a Christmas dinner.
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15373 on: December 08, 2018, 12:56:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15374 on: December 09, 2018, 03:13:39 am »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on December 08, 2018, 03:54:22 pm
Unrelated: I consume my fedora by tipping it.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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