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[scourge728]

it's common courtesy not to get gay married / talk about gay marriage when it really pisses someone off

[Powder Miner]

the plot is best described as the ultimate death battle of the cast of top gun vs hatsune miku

[Loud Whispers]

It's not a lie, it's outdated truth.

[Bumber]

Screw those vanilla towns with their permanent residents and functioning wells, we'll make our own town, with blackjack and kobold hookers.

[scourge728]

You know, like orges but with faces.

[King Zultan]

For everything that exists, there is someone who thinks that drawing little penises on it is the highest form of cultural advancement.

(not that I really go after realism - all ya need is a meaty cylindrical object to slide between your buns, after all)

[Dutrius]

From Discord:

Meanwhile, I'll be fighting with a paintball gun from a dinghy.

Dutrius: Did you...
Dutrius: Did you just make the Bismark pink?
(A friend): liliac

(A friend): I don't know how a boat can have wisdom
Dutrius: Why does the boat have Darkvision?
Dutrius: And why does it have both INT and CHA? Its a structure.
(A friend): it would be weird if the bard tried to charm it

EDIT: one more.

Let us all remember the magnificent King Richard Head.

[TD1]

Bard: Hey, wanna really sleep with the fishes? *Waggles eyebrows suggestively*

[Bumber]

Moreover, this goblin actually knows MORE about stars then the GODDESS OF GODDAMN KNOWLEDGE?!

Human Jesus turned water into wine. Dwarven Jesus turns functional people into vomiting, suffocating people. It all checks out.

[Culise]

Think of the technological achievement it represented for a race completely without metals, and think of the timing and delicacy of control involved.  Try not to think of the smell...

[Yoink]

I really wish my subconscious was a bit more... I dunno, conscious

Edit:

Well, didn’t notice I was dead

   

[bloop_bleep]

Keep assassinating the Emperor until they get gavelkinded to death

[Akura]

When we had our last baby I caught myself holding up the Target cashier

[Kagus]

Ok penguins are assholes

[King Zultan]

No need to be coy Max, we're all friends here, we know you thought that saw in your workshop was looking mighty sexy one day, and one thing leads to another, and you're the father of a cute newborn saw. Raise it well Max, it's looking up to you.