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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15301 on: October 31, 2018, 02:57:49 pm »

There's this joke a paki told me while chortling to himself in German over a Israeli-Palestinian gay couple, that went:
Why did the Indian pedophile go to the doctor? He'd been feeling a little sikh.
Now, don't take it the wrong way, he was just checking if he was circumcised.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15302 on: October 31, 2018, 06:23:55 pm »

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« Reply #15303 on: November 02, 2018, 01:42:13 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15304 on: November 02, 2018, 10:53:02 pm »

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« Reply #15305 on: November 02, 2018, 11:43:30 pm »

I'm curious as to why fairies find my ears so damn sexy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15306 on: November 03, 2018, 12:44:06 am »

I believe you'll find that facism was closer to 1400 years ago, around the time when Emperor Heraklonas had his noble face disfigured by impromptu rhinectomy, thus disqualifying him from holding a position as ruler. Facism continued for many years after, with only the freshest and prettiest faces climbing to political supremacy.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15307 on: November 03, 2018, 04:27:41 am »

The link to the quote by Kagus actually leads to a post by RedKing in the Ameripol thread.
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« Reply #15308 on: November 03, 2018, 04:58:57 am »

The link to the quote by Kagus actually leads to a post by RedKing in the Ameripol thread.

It doesn't actually, it's just that the linking system seems have been broken for jumping to the correct thread page. That link is for message number 7881103, which I can confirm is by Kagus. However, clicking the link takes you a few pages after the quote. I've noticed this recently, but it seems links within the Ameripol thread are screwing up and don't take you to the correct post.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15309 on: November 03, 2018, 08:01:41 am »

Thats because of all the purges that take place there.  When the Grand Toad obliterates a post, the post id and number gets retired, spanked, and wrung out to dry on the towel rack of shame for all eternity.  But it still maintains its id.  And links can get wonky, wherein they muss with the links directed into these threads with heavy purges.

One reason that conflicted threads dont survive.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15310 on: November 03, 2018, 08:49:51 am »

That would explain a lot, actually. Links to the Ameripol thread don’t link me to the quoted quote anymore, and just leave me at the top of the page to dig through long statements for the one sentance.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15311 on: November 03, 2018, 10:30:21 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15313 on: November 04, 2018, 05:17:43 am »

The theory that the universe is a simulation just became a little bit more credible in my mind.
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