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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15135 on: August 27, 2018, 08:10:03 pm »
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15136 on: August 28, 2018, 04:55:14 am »
Quote from: greatorder on August 27, 2018, 07:48:30 pm
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Quote from: greatorder on August 27, 2018, 07:36:19 pm
No idea what they're called, but they're bloody nice.
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Which suddenly made me wonder, would ovaries have the same taste and/or texture as testicles of the same species?
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15137 on: August 28, 2018, 07:05:56 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15138 on: August 28, 2018, 09:35:29 am »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on August 28, 2018, 08:22:16 am
"Master Meatsmiths have been beating their meat for hundreds of years, honing their craft to infuse these dog chews with so much flavor and nutrition that your bitch will go wild. Your dog will be happy too.
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Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15139 on: August 28, 2018, 10:52:43 pm »
Quote from: heydude6 on August 28, 2018, 12:03:19 pm
Have you managed to defeat the mysterious shrieking monster yet?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15140 on: August 29, 2018, 12:05:59 am »
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What an amusing way to spend some time. Sir Randall, I bid you farewell.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15141 on: August 29, 2018, 12:53:11 am »
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It was like King Kong versus Barney on VHS.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15142 on: August 30, 2018, 05:18:11 am »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on August 28, 2018, 10:00:45 am
Hippo Law, you mean. Those slimy sons of rattlesnakes pop up everywhere to enforce their rule on us.

Quote from: Reelya on August 25, 2018, 12:30:56 am
A black single mother who's a witch marries some lame-ass cis white male and discovers that white male privilege trumps having magic powers.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15143 on: August 30, 2018, 08:09:44 am »
Quote from: AzyWng on August 30, 2018, 08:04:03 am
I'm fairly certain Jesus doesn't stare at people's dicks.
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Ghosts are stored in the balls?[/quote]
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also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15144 on: August 30, 2018, 09:21:29 am »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on August 25, 2018, 03:15:42 pm
Your hubris only has one possible reward... larvae in your eyes

Quote from: Hanslanda on August 26, 2018, 03:35:14 pm
Pounded in the butt by my own poppers.
Quote from: Imic on August 26, 2018, 03:51:16 pm
Claiming that the jalapeno did it is no better.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15145 on: August 30, 2018, 11:53:18 am »
Quote from: Tack on August 30, 2018, 09:01:12 am
That’s some grade A smut right there.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15146 on: August 30, 2018, 03:43:53 pm »
... wrong thread
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15147 on: August 30, 2018, 03:46:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15148 on: August 31, 2018, 02:46:52 am »
Quote from: George_Chickens on August 30, 2018, 11:19:11 pm
It's a threat. You see, the green denotes a question. Therefore, he is asserting that he is unsure if they will be alright, and the "hope" is a clear indicator that he intends to extort Toady for his valuables.

Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.
(This is too good. I must sig it.)
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15149 on: August 31, 2018, 03:05:12 am »
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