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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763255 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15015 on: July 16, 2018, 09:23:55 am »

my career in alcoholism was short-lived and surprisingly dry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15016 on: July 16, 2018, 01:27:54 pm »

There'd be like, a Brazillian of them!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15017 on: July 16, 2018, 04:16:53 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15018 on: July 16, 2018, 07:40:07 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15019 on: July 16, 2018, 10:55:12 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15020 on: July 20, 2018, 12:10:14 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15021 on: July 20, 2018, 12:14:55 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15022 on: July 20, 2018, 03:08:13 am »

I am now wondering if only sadistic furries go to heaven.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15023 on: July 21, 2018, 05:05:38 am »

No, no, the threat of tying them to a tree with their own digestive tract was in fact foreplay talk. At least, it was to somebody in that equation.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15024 on: July 21, 2018, 08:00:20 am »

Thank you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15026 on: July 21, 2018, 10:32:52 am »

We need to enlighten them. We need to teach the Japanese about manga.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15028 on: July 21, 2018, 05:29:03 pm »

Next update in... a few months (sorry)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15029 on: July 21, 2018, 11:08:56 pm »

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls?
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