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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763265 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15000 on: July 10, 2018, 01:36:24 pm »

That said, I'm not sure which political party would support a giant underground vault of frozen baby blood and corpse flesh.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15002 on: July 10, 2018, 10:56:45 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15003 on: July 11, 2018, 01:44:08 am »

It is true that more people would find the sex worker 'accessible' if they did a bit less strangling
Low-hanging fruit, but w/e.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15004 on: July 11, 2018, 03:39:16 pm »

If being a pyromaniac is a problem, why does it feel so damn good to set my house on fire? Everyone has their fetishes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15005 on: July 11, 2018, 08:54:39 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15006 on: July 12, 2018, 01:37:12 am »


(consults Web MD)

You have West-Martian Brain Flubberbumpsis. Final Answer.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15007 on: July 12, 2018, 06:40:21 am »

Imbeciles are scary things man. Do what you can.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15008 on: July 12, 2018, 01:02:03 pm »

Well, having a spine under your skull can sometimes hinder free movement of the brain matter.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15009 on: July 12, 2018, 05:45:30 pm »

This ritual requires drinking an entire barrel of gremlin sweat
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15011 on: July 14, 2018, 10:02:24 am »

Quote from: King Murdoc, on Discord
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15012 on: July 14, 2018, 05:37:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15013 on: July 15, 2018, 05:10:44 am »

Putin lost his grip on my left arm and, despite his spine being disconnected, ran to the balcony.
To be fair, it Makes Just as Much Sense in Context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #15014 on: July 16, 2018, 04:25:46 am »

Can plant mutants safely eat cow pies or is that still WIP?
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