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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763334 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14985 on: July 04, 2018, 05:32:52 pm »
Quote from: scriver on July 04, 2018, 01:40:23 pm
For some reason my dog just suddenly stopped being able to move through open doors.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14986 on: July 04, 2018, 10:41:44 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14987 on: July 05, 2018, 04:51:07 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on July 05, 2018, 11:40:50 am
it's acceptable to write racist things
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14988 on: July 06, 2018, 05:28:19 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14989 on: July 06, 2018, 06:52:13 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14990 on: July 06, 2018, 07:57:13 pm »
^no comment lmao
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14991 on: July 06, 2018, 10:18:53 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14992 on: July 07, 2018, 05:24:25 am »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on July 07, 2018, 05:07:15 am
rip out people's hearts to correct the issue.
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Quote from: Sver on July 06, 2018, 05:23:55 pm
Floors are a luxury

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Apparently I'm quite drunk, because I fixed some piping issues in a friend's bathroom.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14993 on: July 07, 2018, 01:11:58 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on July 07, 2018, 08:53:45 am
I thought it was just general tingle-related banter.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14994 on: July 07, 2018, 05:46:37 pm »
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spent centuries debating the nature of humanity, all the while trying to find a loophole to kill each other.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14995 on: July 07, 2018, 07:43:10 pm »
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I guess we have to prepare for our future as cyberpunk juggalos fighting against totalitarian dystopian states/megacorps.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14996 on: July 08, 2018, 11:46:17 am »
Quote from: Hanslanda on July 08, 2018, 08:32:59 am
I sort of point it in the general direction of assholes and obliterate them and all their friends.
Oh wait, does this violate thread rules?
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14997 on: July 08, 2018, 12:08:05 pm »
Quote from: scriver on July 07, 2018, 07:30:55 am
on my way to work I got lost and accidentally invaded England
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14998 on: July 09, 2018, 04:30:13 am »
Quote from: KittyTac on July 08, 2018, 10:25:15 pm
Asser = A game where you move a ball with your ass?
Quote from: Max™ on July 09, 2018, 12:15:40 pm
so it looked extra pretty with the brass sex bolts
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14999 on: July 10, 2018, 09:54:06 am »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on July 10, 2018, 09:22:45 am
The best way to get a friendly pope is to give a bishopry to Glitterhoof the Immortal. It might take 20 years or it might take 200, but eventually he will get enough street creed to become a cardinal and eventually pope
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