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KittyTac

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14970 on: June 29, 2018, 12:38:08 am »
Quote from: Egan_BW on June 29, 2018, 12:34:02 am
They are sad rails. I dislike them.
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
Mostly phone-posting, sorry for any typos or autocorrect hijinks.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14971 on: June 29, 2018, 01:45:04 am »
Quote from: Shonai_Dweller on June 28, 2018, 09:13:22 pm
I was rained on, I now shun the company of others!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14972 on: June 29, 2018, 04:28:34 am »
Quote from: KittyTac on June 28, 2018, 05:23:52 am
Quote from: 4maskwolf on June 28, 2018, 12:39:04 am
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If you thought earth-spam was bad, wait until you encounter Cthulhu Wormhole Spam ™. In R’lyeh, no one can hear you opt out…
What is the context?
Comments section of a webcomic derailed to getting email spam from an otherworldly being, leading to that line.  It definitely makes sense in context.

Quote from: Author's commentary on the 6/28/2018 strip of said webcomic
If it looks like Mecha-Cthulhu and exterminates worlds like Mecha-Cthulhu... fucking run!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14973 on: June 29, 2018, 06:48:58 am »
Quote from: Harpadarpa. on June 28, 2018, 04:20:43 pm
There's a rat in front of me. I kicked the rat as hard as I could, and he sailed across the room.
Quote from: SalmonGod on June 28, 2018, 10:21:47 pm
trapped in some sort of xenomorph impregnation ritual.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14974 on: June 29, 2018, 01:23:07 pm »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14975 on: June 29, 2018, 11:14:24 pm »
Quote from: Youtube Comment #1
Koopa the Quick gets sent to the Shadow Realm for his crimes.

Quote from: Youtube Comment #2
Are you objectifying Koopas sir?
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KittyTac

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14976 on: June 30, 2018, 08:35:42 am »
Quote from: GoblinCookie on June 30, 2018, 07:34:23 am
It could well be the thing controlling the number of ducklings is the number of homosexual male ducks
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Quote from: King Zultan on April 13, 2018, 05:09:09 am
Don't trust this toaster that much, it could be a villain in disguise.
Mostly phone-posting, sorry for any typos or autocorrect hijinks.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14977 on: June 30, 2018, 04:32:53 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on June 30, 2018, 04:09:08 pm
You must gather unto yourself the Unholy Toupee, a brochure to Mar-A-Lago (fresh is best), and a golden effigy of the smallest of hands in order to summon Ab-Tru'ump the Corpulent to this plane. Draw your circle using finely crushed cheeto. Be sure to have the proper offering of an electronic device connected to twitter ready, lest he devour what sanity remains in you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14978 on: June 30, 2018, 10:17:03 pm »
Quote from: Toady One on June 30, 2018, 03:52:14 pm
before things settle down again (or the world is annihilated forever.)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14979 on: July 01, 2018, 08:21:07 pm »
Quote from: Kagus on July 01, 2018, 06:08:01 pm
Does it count as dying if you never lived in the first place?
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Quote from: Eric Blank on May 15, 2018, 06:41:35 pm
No more geese honking away your secrets
« Last Edit: July 02, 2018, 07:45:11 am by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14980 on: July 02, 2018, 07:44:56 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on July 01, 2018, 10:51:50 am
The one good thing about "franger" is that it's clearly 100% unambiguous compared to the other choices.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14981 on: July 03, 2018, 03:51:02 am »
Quote from: Splint on July 02, 2018, 06:16:18 pm
The bridge is never wrong. It crushes all that its gears perceive as impure.
Quote from: birdy51 on July 03, 2018, 04:58:22 am
"We Molested Kim Jong Un and Tweeted the Whole Thing"
« Last Edit: July 03, 2018, 05:09:09 am by King Zultan »
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14982 on: July 03, 2018, 11:50:32 am »
Quote from: Enemy post on July 03, 2018, 11:47:32 am
Why has the title been yelling at Tiruin for the past couple years?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14983 on: July 03, 2018, 05:21:33 pm »
Quote from: syvarris on July 03, 2018, 08:19:49 am
What wise man can claim he knows what moles truly value?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14984 on: July 04, 2018, 10:57:59 am »
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
Imic's no longer allowed to vote.
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Well aren't you cheery
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