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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1719457 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14835 on: May 15, 2018, 05:40:52 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14836 on: May 15, 2018, 09:51:39 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14837 on: May 15, 2018, 08:16:52 pm »

Imagine waking up one morning and finding a civil servant sleeping next to you.
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« Reply #14838 on: May 16, 2018, 06:30:55 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14839 on: May 16, 2018, 09:19:37 am »

It's only Fallacy ATHATH, not real ATHATH. Besides, the doom mug is now 12 feet tall, it can't cause the apocalypse anymore.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14840 on: May 16, 2018, 09:24:58 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14841 on: May 16, 2018, 11:44:05 am »

Have you seen a clown?  I have.  They have nothing to do with "joy and comedy" and everything to do with "pissing myself while curled into a terrified ball and/or running as fast as I can".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14842 on: May 16, 2018, 08:53:23 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14843 on: May 16, 2018, 09:28:47 pm »

I am entirely fish, yes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14844 on: May 16, 2018, 09:55:03 pm »

This thread is half angry discussion, half spam.

It has achieved perfect harmony.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14845 on: May 17, 2018, 12:50:04 am »

Or not, but honestly, it's going to be pretty hard to compete with fighting the anthropomorphized contents of a sex shop wielding dildo lightsabers after crashing through an upper story wall in a boat with no bodies of water around in terms of strangeness.
Damn it! They must've cut the lube with napalm!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14846 on: May 17, 2018, 03:14:12 pm »

Then i was swarmed by a gang of cave fish people and murdered in the street.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14847 on: May 18, 2018, 08:32:36 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14848 on: May 19, 2018, 12:12:48 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14849 on: May 19, 2018, 03:27:37 pm »

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Now I can have the Austro-Hungarian Empire fighting vs the Confederate States of America.

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