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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763879 times)

FallacyofUrist

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14775 on: May 02, 2018, 09:42:25 am »

under no circumstances has our GoldenEye forces displayed apparent Precognition, please correct this in you're lies and slander.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14776 on: May 02, 2018, 09:57:07 am »

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FallacyofUrist

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14777 on: May 02, 2018, 02:13:13 pm »

Whether or not it's in bad taste depends entirely upon the flavour of the Doritos.
Oh hey, page 1001.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14778 on: May 02, 2018, 02:46:54 pm »

Quote from: Some very professional code
#define fucking_critter_bullshit_fuckcrap_limiter(x)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14779 on: May 02, 2018, 02:51:00 pm »

Quote from: Some very professional code
#define fucking_critter_bullshit_fuckcrap_limiter(x)

Nobody codes like goons.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14780 on: May 02, 2018, 03:24:51 pm »

I DON'T HAVE POTATO BUTTER
Are you...trying to get a bottle of molten butter out of a drinks machine? I'm confused.
I would also like to take this time to wuote Derm on soemthing:

...I...eat...socks...
Please don't kill me
« Last Edit: May 02, 2018, 03:29:43 pm by Imic »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14781 on: May 02, 2018, 04:32:23 pm »

Imic, its been done
"...I...eat...socks..."
The first response to the thread no less
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14782 on: May 02, 2018, 04:53:09 pm »

hush now, no context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14783 on: May 02, 2018, 07:28:02 pm »

Do not listen to what I'm about to say.

You should poison your own food.

Do not listen to what I just said.
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FallacyofUrist

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14784 on: May 02, 2018, 08:49:18 pm »

Quote from: Maximum Spin on Mereth Discord
Anyway, Fallacy doesn't really try to doom the world per se, he just wants to fill it with cats on trains.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14785 on: May 03, 2018, 02:37:41 am »

So I guess you're all a bunch of little commie bastards.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14786 on: May 03, 2018, 01:05:41 pm »

I'm still chewing through Wu Dong...

I think most of my posts are in the Out of Context thread. At the very least, I have more posts here than in any other individual thread probably.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14787 on: May 03, 2018, 07:46:26 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #14789 on: May 03, 2018, 09:15:42 pm »

Okay but even if you work for the Oceania Ministry of Truth I don't think the watchers are actually supposed to follow you into bathroom stalls.
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