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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14715 on: April 19, 2018, 06:43:21 am »
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The yet is intresting, where this is from?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14716 on: April 19, 2018, 06:57:44 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14717 on: April 19, 2018, 09:58:12 am »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14718 on: April 19, 2018, 10:42:56 am »
Quote from: Rolan7 on April 19, 2018, 09:52:44 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14719 on: April 19, 2018, 01:36:02 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14720 on: April 19, 2018, 03:38:51 pm »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on April 19, 2018, 04:09:43 am
Hillybilly Jesus Christ and his flapping speedo'd dong
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14721 on: April 20, 2018, 12:04:30 pm »
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Without meaning to sound ghoulish, there's no end of good uses to which a dead body may be put.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14722 on: April 21, 2018, 12:38:53 am »
Quote from: KingMurdoc on April 03, 2018, 02:04:59 pm
. . . This is probably one of the only times I've found myself wishing it was rape.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14723 on: April 21, 2018, 05:13:48 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14724 on: April 21, 2018, 12:02:21 pm »
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Quote from: heydude6 on April 20, 2018, 08:13:01 am
The only bit of Castlevania I saw was the scene where two peasants were talking about fucking a goat. Is it representative of the rest of the series, or did I just happen to stumble upon the worse scene in the show?
That sounds amazing, which episode is this in?
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14725 on: April 21, 2018, 03:56:26 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on April 21, 2018, 03:49:59 pm
(had to edit that sentence to dodge the OOC quote thread)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14726 on: April 21, 2018, 05:47:16 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14727 on: April 21, 2018, 05:52:21 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14728 on: April 22, 2018, 10:45:57 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14729 on: April 23, 2018, 02:45:05 am »
Quote from: ChairmanPoo on April 23, 2018, 02:27:06 am
he was actually a radicalized nudist monk
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