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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14475 on: February 20, 2018, 10:01:05 am »

throw an ice cube at him.
they just started killing each other and ran off.  I'll work it into the story.
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« Reply #14476 on: February 21, 2018, 03:19:36 pm »

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« Reply #14477 on: February 22, 2018, 08:59:31 am »

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« Reply #14478 on: February 22, 2018, 02:42:30 pm »

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BECAUSE WHAT'S MANLIER THAN TWO MEN?!
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« Reply #14479 on: February 22, 2018, 02:44:07 pm »

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BECAUSE WHAT'S MANLIER THAN TWO MEN?!
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« Reply #14480 on: February 22, 2018, 03:13:24 pm »

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« Reply #14481 on: February 22, 2018, 03:37:06 pm »

EDIT: Oops that was the quote
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« Reply #14482 on: February 22, 2018, 04:25:23 pm »

Shit, I forgot to add the
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« Reply #14483 on: February 22, 2018, 04:38:21 pm »

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BECAUSE WHAT'S MANLIER THAN TWO MEN?!

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« Reply #14484 on: February 22, 2018, 04:58:58 pm »

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BECAUSE WHAT'S MANLIER THAN TWO MEN?!

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Got it in one. I've been sick recently, so obviously I've also been binging their stuff.
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« Reply #14485 on: February 22, 2018, 05:18:46 pm »

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So aside from roleplaying is there even any point to destroy planets? Sounds a bit pointless to me.

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« Reply #14486 on: February 23, 2018, 08:21:30 am »

I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
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« Reply #14487 on: February 23, 2018, 11:52:32 am »

Wish granted. Nobody dies from poisend potato. People still die from poisoned potatoes.

I What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo. that the word for thing that we corrupt in this thread was replaced by What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I know this gives it's own context, but I just... I... What...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14488 on: February 23, 2018, 11:58:59 am »

Ah, the classic copypasta. Dunno why it was there, though. It looks like he tried to copy/paste something else and failed.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14489 on: February 23, 2018, 12:44:11 pm »

It's pretty weird to parse, but the thread's context (you can guess which one from the first sentence) makes it clear what was meant.
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