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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763108 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14325 on: December 30, 2017, 05:50:32 pm »
Quote from: Akura on December 30, 2017, 05:40:46 pm
...I am very highly confused by all this.
Congratulations! When's the baby?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14326 on: December 31, 2017, 06:04:19 am »
Quote from: KittyTac on December 29, 2017, 09:12:51 pm
Yes, you can. You can also beat the quester to death with it for extra hilarity.
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14327 on: January 01, 2018, 05:59:18 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14328 on: January 02, 2018, 10:16:59 am »
Quote from: MrWiggles on January 01, 2018, 09:28:16 pm
Quote from: Cinder on January 01, 2018, 09:28:55 am
Must be real easy to scry for Lichlord Genghis Khan.
You think, but his put so much cake batter into too many ovens, its just too much noise.

Not sure if it's funnier with or without the quote from Cinder.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14329 on: January 02, 2018, 04:31:56 pm »
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Emp pls do not hit Elf with your balls
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14330 on: January 03, 2018, 09:17:47 pm »
Quote from: Scarlet_Avenger on January 02, 2018, 12:12:50 pm
I had a dream where I fell into an ASCII pond, and beat up a carp, and then drowned. I have never woken up
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14331 on: January 04, 2018, 06:35:34 pm »
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Cardboard boxes don't have orbiting fire!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14332 on: January 05, 2018, 10:06:00 am »
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14333 on: January 06, 2018, 12:44:56 am »
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[12:38 AM] Roboson: Plus man, I think it would be cool if we had pet humans living in us.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14334 on: January 06, 2018, 03:56:35 am »
Quote from: Enemy post on January 02, 2018, 12:11:12 am
I didn't expect this mod to have two separate types of sentient lawnmowers, but it does make sense.
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Quote from: Haspen on March 26, 2018, 10:53:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14335 on: January 06, 2018, 09:14:23 pm »
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Trump's foolery will be handled by the skin-blob from now on.

Context if you're wondering.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14336 on: January 08, 2018, 01:37:55 am »
Quote from: EnigmaticHat on January 07, 2018, 03:18:35 pm
The truth is that if the Death Star was moving as fast as it logically must, would be a pretty funny sight. Like a giant bowling ball coming to score a strike on Aldaraan.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14337 on: January 08, 2018, 03:16:20 am »
Quote from: Enemy post on January 06, 2018, 03:56:03 pm
Anything I do to the dwarves is justified, as they are less powerful and cannot stop me.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14338 on: January 09, 2018, 01:59:24 am »
Quote from: Reelya on January 09, 2018, 01:32:19 am
...it's the ones with cute boy Anakin. Basically he's the Justin Bieber of Star Wars fandom.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. The OP is a wrathful wizard.
« Reply #14339 on: January 09, 2018, 03:51:53 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 06, 2018, 03:38:01 pm
Quote from: scriver on January 06, 2018, 03:26:50 pm
...Why am even my virtual love life the most non-eventful love life...  :'( :'( :'(
Have you tried advertising your impressive tracts of lands? I find the ladies go wild when you show them your duchy.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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