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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757662 times)

Darvi

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1410 on: May 19, 2011, 05:05:08 pm »
Quote from: Janet on May 19, 2011, 05:03:57 pm
Because I can't put this into the context thread.

NewMars gives you a BFG :o
Rozy~♥: WITH THIS. I HAVE A BIGGER COCK THAN MOST GUYS ><
Rozy~♥: GONNA RAM IT DOWN SOME DEMON THROAT ><
NewMars: ....what

Rozy~♥: IT WAS SO BAD I GOT PREGNANT WITH PUPPYS ><
Rozy~♥: No :P
Conchita~: WHAT
Conchita~: I MEAN, THE LASER CANT DO THAT

Rozy~♥ pokes your mew!
SHAD0Wdump re-locates his mew
Rozy~♥ unlocates your mew!
Rozy~♥: Nuuuuuu
SHAD0Wdump: D:

Rozy~♥ grabs your BUTT >w<
SHAD0Wdump: :O
SHAD0Wdump: Getting carried away? 0P
Rozy~♥ REMOVES IT
SHAD0Wdump: ...
SHAD0Wdump: YUP
SHAD0Wdump: THAT QUALIFIES
Rozy~♥: CARRYING AWAY
Rozy~♥: YOUR ASS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1411 on: May 19, 2011, 07:31:59 pm »
14:27 - ᛛᚤᛍᛆᛓᛁᛛᛑ: Pauw
14:27 - ᛛᚤᛍᛆᛓᛁᛛᛑ: Pew pew
14:27 - ᛛᚤᛍᛆᛓᛁᛛᛑ: Why do I say these things?!
14:27 - ᚨᛗᚨᚱᚨᚾᚦ: Your toilet shoots lasers?
14:27 - ᛛᚤᛍᛆᛓᛁᛛᛑ: Yes.

16:47 - 界闘士: She must be really hungry
16:47 - 界闘士: To eat bread
16:47 - 界闘士: Out of another genitals
« Last Edit: May 19, 2011, 09:49:20 pm by ein »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1412 on: May 20, 2011, 06:59:00 pm »
Quote from: Akigagak
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1413 on: May 20, 2011, 07:00:41 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1414 on: May 20, 2011, 07:53:47 pm »
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« Last Edit: May 20, 2011, 08:04:57 pm by Darvi »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1415 on: May 21, 2011, 08:04:06 am »
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princest zaldo of hurl kindom: the mushroom aren't going to choice itself, ochita

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1416 on: May 21, 2011, 02:47:51 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1417 on: May 21, 2011, 02:50:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1418 on: May 21, 2011, 02:50:11 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1419 on: May 21, 2011, 03:00:41 pm »
Quote from: ein on May 21, 2011, 02:50:01 pm
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1420 on: May 21, 2011, 07:12:46 pm »
14:12 - 氷玉三 goes rigid, looking nervously at these pants.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1421 on: May 22, 2011, 05:39:14 pm »
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Cfoofoo:This is the equivalent of meeting up with some friends to play with a ouija board
Cfoofoo:And then the CIA busts in and shoots everybody
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1422 on: May 22, 2011, 06:08:32 pm »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1423 on: May 22, 2011, 09:39:30 pm »
10:39 PM - ᚨᛗᚨᚱᚨᚾᚦ: There are many ways to grope tits, young grasshopper.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #1424 on: May 22, 2011, 09:51:59 pm »
Quote from: iceball3 on May 22, 2011, 09:39:30 pm
10:39 PM - ᚨᛗᚨᚱᚨᚾᚦ: There are many ways to grope tits, young grasshopper.
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Quote from: RedKing
It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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