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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761105 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14025 on: October 04, 2017, 08:37:15 am »

I have no mouth, and I must be juiced.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14026 on: October 04, 2017, 08:19:39 pm »

I am honestly surprised none of the previous few posts has made it to the OoC thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14027 on: October 04, 2017, 09:55:12 pm »

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« Reply #14028 on: October 06, 2017, 08:12:01 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14029 on: October 07, 2017, 05:31:17 am »

Granted, but your broccoli is now an angry Chihuahua, completely corrupting your wish for a new Metallica album.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14030 on: October 07, 2017, 08:11:57 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14031 on: October 07, 2017, 09:01:51 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14032 on: October 07, 2017, 10:23:52 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14034 on: October 08, 2017, 08:46:26 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14035 on: October 08, 2017, 09:12:20 pm »

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The dinosaurs who lived on Atlantis had gotten too close to the development of nuclear capabilities which triggered an invasion by the aliens, the bats in another form, the explode there designs and destroy them on behalf of god, who's really more of a principle of biology, and who deemed that the dinosaurs world destroying capabilities had gone quite too far.

I get some very strange google search results fro searching for that, can you at least give us a hint about the source[insert question mark]

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« Reply #14036 on: October 08, 2017, 09:15:41 pm »

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The dinosaurs who lived on Atlantis had gotten too close to the development of nuclear capabilities which triggered an invasion by the aliens, the bats in another form, the explode there designs and destroy them on behalf of god, who's really more of a principle of biology, and who deemed that the dinosaurs world destroying capabilities had gone quite too far.

I get some very strange google search results fro searching for that, can you at least give us a hint about the source[insert question mark]
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14037 on: October 10, 2017, 02:41:57 am »

If you're having intense slowdown on San andreas and dark souls maybe it's time for an upgrade...
Without context it's gibberish. With context it's piece of shit absolutely uncalled rudery.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14038 on: October 10, 2017, 07:30:02 am »

Uf! Gunner-Chan exposed for who she really is! /s
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Who even says these things anyway?
« Reply #14039 on: October 10, 2017, 10:01:26 am »

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