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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13680 on: May 31, 2017, 02:47:17 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13681 on: May 31, 2017, 12:44:00 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13682 on: May 31, 2017, 02:57:11 pm »
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Do you have the context for this?

It's some DnD story about a crazy elf who did all sorts of weird shit to bring her dead human husband back to life.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13683 on: May 31, 2017, 03:02:19 pm »
No longer husband. The terms are quite specific. "Til death does us part."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13684 on: May 31, 2017, 03:29:05 pm »
Is that included in elven marriage customs? Maybe they assume forever really does mean forever. They're immortal afterall
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13685 on: May 31, 2017, 03:52:59 pm »
Not invulnerable, though. And whilst I take your point, the other member is human - maybe they had the ceremony after his tradition.
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« Reply #13686 on: May 31, 2017, 06:48:21 pm »
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« Reply #13687 on: May 31, 2017, 08:13:19 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13688 on: May 31, 2017, 08:38:45 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on May 31, 2017, 06:48:21 pm
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Do you have the context for this?
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I mean, a villain who's willing to do almost anything to bring back his/her loved one can, when done well, be a tragic and relate-able villain. Especially when said loved one is lost due to a senseless tragedy. See: Doctor Freeze from Batman: The Animated Series, who committed crimes in order to cure his wife's disease (said wife was cryogenically frozen in order to keep said disease from killing her in the meantime).

This one seems a bit much though.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13689 on: June 01, 2017, 12:14:07 am »
I actually thought that DnD elves would die of old age eventually. Is that not the case?
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« Reply #13690 on: June 01, 2017, 01:26:58 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13691 on: June 01, 2017, 02:36:29 am »
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I actually thought that DnD elves would die of old age eventually. Is that not the case?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13692 on: June 01, 2017, 06:51:24 am »
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I actually thought that DnD elves would die of old age eventually. Is that not the case?
Well, she could've always been a Lich.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13693 on: June 01, 2017, 07:02:49 am »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13694 on: June 01, 2017, 09:56:02 am »
Good work guys, you woke up the lich who owns this thread. :V
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