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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761354 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13650 on: May 14, 2017, 12:35:39 am »
Quote from: itisnotlogical on May 14, 2017, 12:16:44 am
Did it wrong and ended up with a ton of it dribbling down my sinuses, into my throat and out through my mouth. It did not taste good.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13651 on: May 15, 2017, 11:16:03 pm »
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Or looking at my panties so yeah :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13652 on: May 16, 2017, 04:42:22 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13653 on: May 16, 2017, 10:39:40 pm »
Quote from: Reelya on May 16, 2017, 10:26:38 pm
oh wow I'm into emojis too we're so compatible!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13654 on: May 17, 2017, 04:37:56 pm »
Quote from: Draignean on May 17, 2017, 04:19:14 pm
Perspicacious assassins hydrate before participation so that persistent perspiration precipitated by perpetrating punishing perforations does not pain their peripatetic pursuit of targets!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13655 on: May 19, 2017, 07:33:45 pm »
Brought to you by the orange goldmine:
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“I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.”
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13656 on: May 19, 2017, 09:13:20 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on May 19, 2017, 04:02:54 pm
Crack is sometimes just crack
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Quote from: Majestic7 on May 19, 2017, 08:06:05 am
I treat prisoners humanely, at worst selling them into slavery
« Last Edit: May 19, 2017, 11:19:51 pm by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13657 on: May 20, 2017, 03:50:43 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13658 on: May 20, 2017, 07:49:53 am »
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Even the government's own Lessons Learnt and Reconciliation Commission (LLRC) took the bold and welcome step of acknowledging that government fire into civilian areas harmed civilians (a departure from the standard government line).
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13659 on: May 20, 2017, 03:34:34 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13660 on: May 21, 2017, 09:38:52 pm »
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BOW DOWN TO THE LORD OF LUBE!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13661 on: May 22, 2017, 12:10:52 am »
Quote from: Descan on May 21, 2017, 08:38:08 am
Food pressing against Yoink's brain?

It's official: Yoink is a stegosaurus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13662 on: May 23, 2017, 09:43:52 pm »
Quote from: Descan on May 23, 2017, 08:15:35 pm
I mean, grain turns into babies in the long run, after all.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13663 on: May 24, 2017, 11:36:54 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13664 on: May 24, 2017, 02:15:24 pm »
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on May 24, 2017, 05:55:33 am
Can't get skin cancer if you don't have any skin.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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