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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761512 times)

Felissan

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13620 on: April 30, 2017, 03:06:28 pm »
Quote from: Descan on April 30, 2017, 02:30:50 pm
It should be both. In one hole, out the other (more bloody) hole!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13621 on: May 01, 2017, 03:01:50 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13622 on: May 01, 2017, 05:29:16 am »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 01, 2017, 12:53:23 am
Man, this is like finding out Jesus is actually a sex offender all over again.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13623 on: May 01, 2017, 03:46:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13624 on: May 01, 2017, 06:36:37 pm »
Forum Game in another forum. Infiltration mission. During set up, one of the characters instead shot a senator, which made half the team wanted men. Then another member of the team tried to make a citizen's arrest on her,  accidentally confessing to the whole thing in front of a cop. A third person managed to convince her to put aside her morals for a bit... which due to how damn unstable they were, caused her to just sorta, go off the slippery slope toward utilitarianism, culminating in her bombarding an entire arcology with meteors, not realizing it was filled with civilians.

Again, we were meant to scout out the place, bribe the right people, get intel, sneak in, sneak out. We are currently somewhere beneath the crater, fumbling for gasmasks before an NPC contact gasses the whole place.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13625 on: May 01, 2017, 11:20:28 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on May 01, 2017, 06:36:37 pm
Forum Game in another forum. Infiltration mission. During set up, one of the characters instead shot a senator, which made half the team wanted men. Then another member of the team tried to make a citizen's arrest on her,  accidentally confessing to the whole thing in front of a cop. A third person managed to convince her to put aside her morals for a bit... which due to how damn unstable they were, caused her to just sorta, go off the slippery slope toward utilitarianism, culminating in her bombarding an entire arcology with meteors, not realizing it was filled with civilians.

Again, we were meant to scout out the place, bribe the right people, get intel, sneak in, sneak out. We are currently somewhere beneath the crater, fumbling for gasmasks before an NPC contact gasses the whole place.
Wrong one Empiricist.

Although...

Quote from: Empiricist on May 01, 2017, 06:36:37 pm
Again, we were meant to scout out the place, bribe the right people, get intel, sneak in, sneak out. We are currently somewhere beneath the crater, fumbling for gasmasks
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13626 on: May 01, 2017, 11:31:00 pm »
No, uh, that would be the correct context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13627 on: May 02, 2017, 05:43:37 am »
The game being mentioned is one Emp is in.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13628 on: May 02, 2017, 06:48:52 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13629 on: May 02, 2017, 03:37:56 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13630 on: May 03, 2017, 01:25:52 am »
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Ah yes wrapping it in a condom and shoving it directly into the ear canal was a direct improvement.  Esp the part where you have to do that 10 times a minute because they don't stay in the ear canal, almost like things aren't supposed to be there.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13631 on: May 03, 2017, 07:04:20 am »
about damn time
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13632 on: May 03, 2017, 03:21:41 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13633 on: May 03, 2017, 08:30:32 pm »
Quote from: RAM on May 03, 2017, 07:22:15 pm
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I would put a few Arstotzkan quotes here, but I wouldn't want to give the game away to the dastardly Moskurgians.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Where trying too hard becomes art.
« Reply #13634 on: May 05, 2017, 11:40:16 am »
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