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[Rolan7]

Thank God you didn't keep the previous line....

omg
I'm equally honored and horrified

[Tiruin]

Speaking as a truck driver, that sort of thing makes us oddly happy as well. Don't know why.

Depends on the truck driver, I guess. I did it once, and the truck driver thought I was waving my fist at him so proceeded to reply in kind.

[TempAcc]

14:52:51   Flan  we're unraveling this conspiracy, one phallic string at a time

[FallacyofUrist]

TopHat get out of my head.

[hops]

“The accused has often maintained that her actions were in the service of a greater good, what you would call the Service of Life. I am certain she will argue such. And perhaps these particular crimes against the Titans‘ expectations might be considered individually, and even excused in context. But there is a worse crime, one she can never truly answer for. She created the Olive Garden.”

[Yoink]

Ahh. That... Makes very little sense? But also explains it.

[Furtuka]

Friend1: I am the bone of my ass.
            Toned is my booty, and bouncy are my boobs.
            I have created over a thousand butts.
            Unknown to death, nor known to life.
            Have withstood pain to create many asses.
            Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
            So, as I pray, UNLIMITED BUTT WORKS
            i need reddit gold for this man
Friend2: [Friend1]
Friend1: yea [Friend2]
Friend1: I have literally heard you repeating this same thing for like 10 times already in the past few days
Friend1: Are you okay

[Twinwolf]

...Is the context Keijo?

[Yoink]

Chess, horseshoes, and stolen drugs are the cornerstones of joy.

[TD1]

I see nothing remarkable in that statement.

[redwallzyl]

Roll to cut off your nipples

[Yoink]

Barack Obama was Darkseid.

[tonnot98]

1: The ladder got another one.
2: Did you tell him to roll for injury?

[redwallzyl]

'And it came to pass that Saint Victor was taken from this place to another place.
Where he was lain upon pillows of silk and made  to rest himself amongst sheets of muslin and velvet.
And there stroked was he by maidens of the Orient.
For sixteen days and nights stroked they him, yea verily and caressed him. His hair, ruffled they.
And their fingers rubbethed  they in oil of olives, and runneth them across all parts of his body for as much as to soothe him.
And the soles of his feet licked they.
And the upper parts of his thigh did they anoint with the balm of forbidden trees
And with the teeth of their mouths, nibbleth they the pointed bits at the top of his ears.
Yea verily, and did their tongues thereof  make themselves acquainted with his most secret places.
For fifteen days and nights did Victor withstand these maidens. But on the  16th day he cried out, saying:
'This is fantastic!  Oh, this is terrific!!'
And the Lord did hear the cry of Victor.  And verily came He down and slew the maidens.
And caused their cottonwool bugs to blow away, and their Kleenex to be laid waste utterly.
And Victor, in his anguish, cried out that the Lord was a rotten bastard.
And the Lord sent an angel to comfort Victor for the weekend.
And entered they together the jaccuzzi.'

Here endeth the lesson.

[Yoink]

Do not question the bong.