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IcyTea31

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13155 on: October 29, 2016, 01:26:16 pm »
Quote from: Monitor Lisard on October 29, 2016, 12:47:14 pm
We have several kinds of customers here:

The "Can I have Two XXL Spiced Rums and a cheeseburger please" kind.

The "No-Trans-fat-gluten-free veggie steak with a diet cola" kind.

The "Don't move this is a robbery" kind.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13156 on: October 29, 2016, 03:15:22 pm »
Quote from: Silverthrone on October 29, 2016, 02:54:21 pm
SPRENGGRANATEN LADDEN is what I shout when I shove roasts in the oven, or rubbish down the chute, or every chance I can.
Heil!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13157 on: October 29, 2016, 10:11:54 pm »
Quote from: Conversation between my dad and I
"They just give you more homework."
"That's life.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13158 on: October 30, 2016, 01:05:05 am »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on October 29, 2016, 06:50:44 pm
Damn that Moses, always speedrunning the Red Sea and glitching naysayers into the landscape.
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« Reply #13159 on: October 30, 2016, 03:25:02 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on October 29, 2016, 07:28:31 pm
He just told his people to "Wait here for me," like any companion, and then came back forty years later to finish the two-day hike.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13160 on: October 30, 2016, 04:13:47 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13161 on: October 30, 2016, 09:11:09 am »
Quote from: Mech#4 on October 30, 2016, 07:24:54 am
Moses: "Rush Promised Land, cyka blyat."
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« Reply #13162 on: October 30, 2016, 10:48:59 pm »
Quote from: Sirus on October 20, 2016, 06:55:38 pm
A jolly man crawls through confined spaces delivering presents to good boys and girls, what more do you want?

Except he's kinda pissy.
And he moves through vents instead of chimneys.
And the presents are bullets.
And the boys and girls aren't good.

But other than that it's practically The Night Before Christmas.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13163 on: November 01, 2016, 02:12:08 am »
Quote from: kcwong on November 01, 2016, 12:46:17 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13164 on: November 01, 2016, 03:32:42 am »
Quote from: Darvi on Today at 09:08   Swedish Time.
So we can harvest deez nut trees?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13165 on: November 01, 2016, 08:39:21 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on November 01, 2016, 05:51:01 am
There's a fine line between awoo and kill it with fire
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13166 on: November 01, 2016, 03:20:24 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on November 01, 2016, 02:09:12 pm
Stealing a snickers is akin to cold blooded murder.
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« Reply #13167 on: November 01, 2016, 11:16:42 pm »
Quote from: Anvilfolk on November 01, 2016, 04:03:25 pm
I'm really not into being a Nazi though
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Booze is Life for Yoink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13168 on: November 02, 2016, 04:38:59 pm »
Quote from: Shook on November 02, 2016, 12:54:39 pm
goddamn i can feel the schadenfreude radiating from that face. It's like "HEH HEH, YOU'RE HUGGING AND YOU HATE IT SO MUCH". :v
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Quote context thread out of funny.
« Reply #13169 on: November 02, 2016, 06:30:20 pm »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on November 02, 2016, 06:22:09 pm
I wouldn't think I'd enjoy a homoerotic ice skating adventure as much as I am.
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