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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762678 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13095 on: October 09, 2016, 07:00:49 pm »

Being groped in public by random people is acceptable
I mean, I'M not out to molest relative strangers, myself.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13096 on: October 09, 2016, 09:27:40 pm »

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[21:21]   Wrex   "now completely untethered from reality trump reaveals himself as a pile of screaming void crabs, spilling onto the stage in a flood of chaos"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13097 on: October 09, 2016, 10:57:09 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13098 on: October 09, 2016, 11:43:32 pm »

Did I say that?  Because I'm pretty sure I've said that :P

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[2016-10-09 21:27:39] <MetalSlimeHunt> C FOR COOKIE
[2016-10-09 21:27:40] <urbangiraffe> "ok we're gonna move on" "AND YET...!"
[2016-10-09 21:27:45] <misko82> C is for Chaos, right?
[2016-10-09 21:27:49] <smirk> good enough for me!
[2016-10-09 21:27:57] <Rolan7> 3 or 3 or 4 or 5
[2016-10-09 21:27:59] <Frumoke> 3 or 3 or 4 or 5
[2016-10-09 21:28:02] <Frumoke> ... right
[2016-10-09 21:28:02] <Rolan7> haha
[2016-10-09 21:28:11] <PowderMiner> this entire damn debate so far
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13099 on: October 10, 2016, 03:26:55 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13100 on: October 10, 2016, 04:27:53 am »

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11:23   Taricus   "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13101 on: October 10, 2016, 08:07:05 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13102 on: October 10, 2016, 09:46:54 pm »

... not really. Nonlegal and unlawful are different sorts of things.
(it turns out they are, but still!)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13103 on: October 11, 2016, 07:14:05 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13104 on: October 11, 2016, 10:22:25 am »

Let the war on pants resume! FREE THE LEGS!!!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13105 on: October 11, 2016, 04:13:38 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13106 on: October 11, 2016, 04:35:51 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13107 on: October 11, 2016, 07:53:26 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13108 on: October 12, 2016, 09:01:56 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #13109 on: October 13, 2016, 10:17:39 pm »

A woman's hair is the foundation of all lasting affection.
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