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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762398 times)

Amperzand

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12975 on: September 05, 2016, 02:50:07 pm »

Quote from: A random youtube commentor
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12976 on: September 05, 2016, 04:11:55 pm »

SILLY MORTALS, LET ME TEACH YOU HOW REAL POLYGONS DO FINGER GUNS
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12977 on: September 05, 2016, 06:04:51 pm »

* Eric Blank breaks out the butt-stabbing daggers

GIT REDY SCRUBZ
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12978 on: September 05, 2016, 07:16:10 pm »

I'm home, I'm sunburnt, and I'm covered in juices.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12979 on: September 07, 2016, 10:38:30 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Novakids can now be put in your colons.
« Last Edit: September 07, 2016, 11:19:10 pm by Culise »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12980 on: September 08, 2016, 01:45:23 am »

or like a slower and more complex Grey Goo scenario based around self-replicating gay rocks.

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Oh god and now the "menacing" kanji on a toilet ROFL. India is a terrible place...

Is it bad that I could guess the context of this exactly?
« Last Edit: September 08, 2016, 01:51:48 am by HugoLuman »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12981 on: September 08, 2016, 04:50:12 pm »

Fourth Betrayal [her] head sprouted mushrooms again
How?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12982 on: September 08, 2016, 05:30:36 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12983 on: September 08, 2016, 06:12:13 pm »

In Ireland there IS a gay agenda, it turns out, and it's to make everyone love me.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12984 on: September 08, 2016, 07:16:33 pm »

you're not supposed to stick your dick in a gun barrel stirk
do i have to bring out the llama picture to silence everyone
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12985 on: September 09, 2016, 06:08:52 pm »

So...I think I'm still alive right now? Cool. Though I gather than I'm getting beaten up by a skin.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12987 on: September 10, 2016, 04:58:20 pm »

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[7:54 AM] Powder Miner: hmmmm
[7:54 AM] Powder Miner: how big

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[7:56 AM] Powder Miner: he might be a bit too big for her to deal with at that size
[7:56 AM] Rin Tezuka: lesbianism intensifies
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12988 on: September 10, 2016, 07:22:48 pm »

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That gets all the rewards
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12989 on: September 12, 2016, 12:35:13 am »

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