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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756682 times)

MaximumZero

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12885 on: August 22, 2016, 10:24:50 pm »

Contrary to what the visitors seem to believe a dozen fertilized cobra eggs hidden in the corner of a room are not a very good way of thanking someone for their hospitality.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12887 on: August 23, 2016, 11:36:04 pm »

USE CHEESE TO LURE THEM OUT. GOTTA GO MY PIZZA'S HERE.
I'm getting sleepy!!!!
zzz
I feel asleep!!!!!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12888 on: August 24, 2016, 04:09:00 am »

dont go full hitler.
You're going to become literally hitler.
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only hitler.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12889 on: August 24, 2016, 09:03:53 am »

Quote
<scriver> Get new pants!
<scriver> better pants!
<scriver>/sexy/ pants!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12890 on: August 24, 2016, 12:28:48 pm »

Well then trump you motherfucker. Right in the wall.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12891 on: August 24, 2016, 12:35:10 pm »

dont go full hitler.
You're going to become literally hitler.
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only hitler.
The Hitler math-athon hasn't started again, has it?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12892 on: August 24, 2016, 03:13:42 pm »

That thread be long dead m8y

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12893 on: August 24, 2016, 06:00:12 pm »

OH THATS RIGHT I SOLD MY SOUL HOW COULD I FORGET.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12894 on: August 25, 2016, 12:31:56 am »

Quote from: Derm (Discord)
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the owners will get rich off this countries jackshit judicial flaws
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12895 on: August 25, 2016, 01:29:41 pm »

Quote from: Youtube Comment
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SNOW FROZE BOB'S PENIS!
AUNT PEARL'S SMALL HOUSE!
AUNT PEARLS SMALL HOUSE!
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(EAT IT) SQUIDWARD SMOKES DOPE!
SHIT ON YOUR MOTHER'S MEDICAL HEART!
SQUIDWARD SMOKES DOPE!
SHE WENT ON THE BUS AND THERE'S NOTHING ON ME!
SQUIDWARD SMOKES DOPE!
HE'S A ZERO! NO WINE ON THE ROAST BEEF!
SQUIDWARD SMOKES DOPE!
HE SAT ON THE LOG AND YOUR MOTHER'S A (COUGH)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
GAY FAT LIAR!
OOOOOOOH YOU'RE NASTIER!
GAY FAT LIAR!
STICKY RIOTS!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12897 on: August 25, 2016, 05:02:15 pm »

That's cheating. :c
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12898 on: August 25, 2016, 07:33:25 pm »

Quote from: Steam chat
7:58 PM - Flame99: As an aside I think I like Isis
Spoiler: Context (click to show/hide)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12899 on: August 25, 2016, 07:41:47 pm »

Tomatoes can just fuck off
From the same context:
She won't let me say no to the pickle.
And also:
Pickles I give to my wife, which is unfortunate because they bleed

EDIT: Here's this.
Don't do pools lightly.
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