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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711426 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12870 on: August 18, 2016, 01:56:34 am »
Quote from: Tomasque on August 17, 2016, 11:39:54 pm
the option to comment was replaced by the "stay calm" option, the "get angry" option, and the "get really angry option."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12871 on: August 19, 2016, 06:02:06 pm »
Quote from: Nirur Torir on August 19, 2016, 04:01:15 pm
Mental description is a requirement, and I don't want to write about murder-circuses or brutal murder cat.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12872 on: August 19, 2016, 06:07:29 pm »
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<Tiruin> OGOD
<Tiruin> DAMAD
*Twinwolf gibs the Tiruin hugs
<Tiruin> THE REPUBLIC THAT KEEL'D PEOPLE
<BMM42> ?
<Tiruin> TO WAR WITH THE CULTISTS

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[17:34]   EricBlank   and it was terrifying O.o
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12873 on: August 20, 2016, 12:37:05 am »
Quote from: scrdest on August 19, 2016, 07:26:33 pm
all that I am trained to do is to make enough moonshine to dull the pain while I grow them new organs
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12874 on: August 20, 2016, 11:57:11 pm »
Quote from: Ozarck on August 20, 2016, 11:55:05 pm
You get more snot than tears on your bread. At least it's spreadable.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12875 on: August 21, 2016, 01:16:55 am »
Quote from: From our IRC
[14:11]   Nightly   should git stellaris :(
[14:13]   Sky   Nightly: i was too busy consolidating my power :v
[14:13]   Sky   and building an economy that can pump out two battleships a year
[14:13]   Nightly   is.. is that alot?
[14:13]   Aristabulus   no, it's a battleship
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12876 on: August 21, 2016, 01:18:31 am »
I wonder, does that count as doubly out of context if you don't get the alot joke?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12877 on: August 21, 2016, 09:37:04 am »
Quote from: http://safebooru.donmai.us/posts/2460814 In the comments section
The cycle of life is tasty.
Quote from: https://youtu.be/sMlqWs49gVE?t=4m28s
The fuck should I know how this tangly rainbow shit works?
« Last Edit: August 21, 2016, 09:56:48 am by AzyWng »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12878 on: August 21, 2016, 12:19:27 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on August 21, 2016, 02:27:40 am
I punched the President in the face.
Quote from: HugoLuman on August 21, 2016, 02:27:40 am
some weeks later, the President suffocated as I walked into the room. Since, y'know, his neck was broken.
Quote from: Ygdrad on August 21, 2016, 12:11:36 pm
apex death-pickle
« Last Edit: August 21, 2016, 01:18:26 pm by Tawa »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12879 on: August 21, 2016, 10:56:33 pm »
Quote from: Corsair on August 21, 2016, 05:37:19 am
It's... what?

It isn't shutting down.

Why? Why isn't it shutting down? What kind of incompetent buffoon designed this piece of shit? How the hell is it even still functioning well enough to fuck you right now? That's like, the exact opposite of what it's supposed to do!

It isn't often a quote this long and yet so funny is something I find.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12880 on: August 22, 2016, 01:42:18 am »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on August 18, 2016, 08:22:46 pm
To dig out the heavily entrenched enemy they sent a middle aged biologist with a bad back and and a .22 and a teenage nudist with a shiv.
Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 17, 2016, 02:08:40 am
Someone stole my father's car, installed a self-driving AI into it and repainted it only so he could use it to hit on a girl.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2016, 04:16:17 am by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12881 on: August 22, 2016, 02:37:25 pm »
Quote from: Mibbit
autocannibalism may actually be the answer
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12882 on: August 22, 2016, 07:40:15 pm »
Quote from: steam
Sprin: "HOW DO I IMPREGNATE METAL!?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12883 on: August 22, 2016, 07:41:28 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist, on Discord
groping people is a required part of gameplay as it helps stave off The Old Ones.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12884 on: August 22, 2016, 07:47:51 pm »
Quote from: More stuff from Empiricist
Upon accidentally kissing someone, you're obligated to summon Cthulhu to balance it out.
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