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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762335 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12780 on: July 27, 2016, 12:44:30 am »

if Loud Whispers started his own Twitter with blackjack and hookers, it would result in state interests, social engineering and feudal information control.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12781 on: July 27, 2016, 12:51:22 am »

OOC score: +1. New score: 7.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12782 on: July 27, 2016, 06:42:48 am »

if you die in 2016 you die in real life.

See also from a few months ago:
getting banned on Bay12 means you die in real life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12783 on: July 27, 2016, 06:50:22 am »

Unless you're into BDSM.

*high five*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12784 on: July 27, 2016, 06:53:16 am »

"...a stinking turd floating in a broken toilet of his own fallacy."

From one of my Quora posts. :)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12785 on: July 27, 2016, 07:03:24 am »

Dude, you messed up the URL.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12786 on: July 27, 2016, 07:29:52 am »

my
wherefore doth thou quoteth thyself
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12787 on: July 27, 2016, 01:59:53 pm »

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I didn't say it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12788 on: July 27, 2016, 05:47:43 pm »

That's how I lost six out of my twelve missing fingers.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12789 on: July 28, 2016, 11:42:34 am »

emotions and halabuloo, sympathy and dingledongers.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12790 on: July 28, 2016, 04:25:19 pm »

I have my shit together, but it's really hard
sorry
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12792 on: July 28, 2016, 07:26:18 pm »

Spoiler: SHIELD YOUR EYES (click to show/hide)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12793 on: July 28, 2016, 11:20:06 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12794 on: July 28, 2016, 11:41:02 pm »

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