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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762408 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12765 on: July 21, 2016, 09:26:25 pm »

We all know sociology is never hard, but always flaccid.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12766 on: July 21, 2016, 09:45:21 pm »

round up everyone who isn't white and shoot them all.
This isn't funny. Lots of white supremacists say that completely straight, so it being taken out of context doesn't make it funny.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12767 on: July 21, 2016, 09:53:53 pm »

round up everyone who isn't white and shoot them all.
This isn't funny. Lots of white supremacists say that completely straight, so it being taken out of context doesn't make it funny.
Yes, but everybody who knows Cinder knows they aren't a white supremacist; ergo, Cinder saying that out of context is funny.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12768 on: July 21, 2016, 09:59:07 pm »

Yeah.
'Sides, half the quotes in here aren't funny to anyone but the person who shares them. :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12769 on: July 21, 2016, 09:59:32 pm »

Reminds me of this.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12770 on: July 21, 2016, 10:15:01 pm »

This isn't funny. Lots of white supremacists say that completely straight, so it being taken out of context doesn't make it funny.
It's almost as though humour is subjective
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12771 on: July 21, 2016, 11:13:43 pm »

'Sides, half the quotes in here aren't funny to anyone but the person who shares them. :v

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12772 on: July 21, 2016, 11:16:42 pm »

Kojima was fucking right
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12773 on: July 25, 2016, 08:59:53 am »

So that's like a 3x multiplier to the base stupid rating.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12774 on: July 25, 2016, 01:35:04 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12775 on: July 25, 2016, 02:36:29 pm »

I'm a very quotable person, honestly.
things like losing limbs don't hurt at all for some reason
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12776 on: July 25, 2016, 02:58:05 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12777 on: July 25, 2016, 08:13:00 pm »

He tested his voice once. He tested his voice twice. He tested his voice thrice and then both of his ears exploded.

It takes a lot to make me laugh when I'm not trying to. The laugh that this quote caused wasn't much, but it's still far more than most of the quotes I've sent here have triggered.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12778 on: July 26, 2016, 10:24:59 am »

I tried was adventurer...How do I get this thing to stop? D:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Error 404: Humor not found.
« Reply #12779 on: July 26, 2016, 03:00:50 pm »

We probably have loads of experience from flying the window-washing ship.
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