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[Yoink]

I like looking at things.

[Furtuka]

...that really isn't irony, though it's true Norse mythology did not use HP bars/

[Insanegame27]

Tal is going to get as big as he can as fast as he can.

[FallacyofUrist]

It's a bit long, but bear with me:

A man wakes up on the leafen forest floor, naked and dew covered and shivering from the cold. With no memory of how he git there he fears for the worst, thinking of his near and dear and what he might've done to them, envisioning in his head one dreaded scenario after another, each more twisting of his guts with horror than the last. He slowly finds his way back to the town where he lives, hurrying to his house through the back alleys and unseen places, only to find out when he gets there that the truth was worse than his even wildest imaginations.

During the night, had had not only turned his house into a nonprofit orphanage-school for homeless children, but also started and organized a grassroots neighbourhood association of volounteers with the goal of person-level improvement and beautification of the town environment.

His hope faltered. The shame. The shame.

[Egan_BW]

Imagine if one guy unplugs that SATA cable before it's totally connected on the other side. That whole bridge gets crushed by pizza.

[Yoink]

Steal stuff -> Get money

[TheBiggerFish]

Even though last time I went to Britain, I don't think I saw anyone randomly appending Japanese honorifics and shitposting to their sentences.

I'm pretty sure that if you keep shooting the pipe, it will only make things worse.
Unless you wanted to shoot the pipe, in which case I'll let you get on with your pipe murder.

[IcyTea31]

i am okay with being a japanese schoolgirl if it means that i get cake

[Yoink]

Why does that tapir have an umbrella?

[Akura]

I was really looking forward to drinking from the toilet too....

[Furtuka]

[2016-06-14 15:42:34] <adwarf> Hey Gig
[2016-06-14 15:42:42] <adwarf> Do you want to flood Hyrule with meth with me?
[2016-06-14 15:42:49] <Gigla> absolutely

[Yoink]

I was stabbing the fucker every minute

[Rolan7]

That's....that's a fair cop. I have to confess, I'm a lot more ambivalent about the issue after considering all this. 

[Dorsidwarf]

Come join us on [SEXUAL VIOLANCE]

[Yoink]

I wonder how much male genitalia they get.