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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756588 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12540 on: May 28, 2016, 09:59:49 pm »

No quoting yourself, silly.
Dude.  That isn't me.  If I'm a kitchenbot something's up.  I haven't ever shilled any BEST KITCHENS $99.95 CALL NOW.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12542 on: May 29, 2016, 12:06:32 am »

If I'm a kitchenbot something's up.  I haven't ever shilled any BEST KITCHENS $99.95 CALL NOW.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12543 on: May 29, 2016, 12:30:02 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12545 on: May 29, 2016, 12:21:16 pm »

Will your laptop attempt to marry and turn you into a dusty laptop as well?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12546 on: May 29, 2016, 02:19:42 pm »

I'm a kitchenbot
It admits it!
You could at least take out the leading space if you're quotemining me.  >_<
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12547 on: May 29, 2016, 02:26:10 pm »

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[14:15]   scribblee   Today I learned Japa is a Swedish orphan
[14:17]   -->|   SSG (Holden@cbj-63-64-1-164.stny.res.rr.com) has joined #bay12lb
[14:19]   MaskedTaco   Does that mean I'm a Swedish orphan too?
[14:20]   StupidElves   I think that makes me one as ewll
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[14:21]   SSG   in our hearts <3
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12548 on: May 29, 2016, 10:23:31 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12549 on: May 29, 2016, 11:59:44 pm »

How did I not think of that one.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12550 on: May 30, 2016, 02:19:09 am »

This isn't the first time my life has been saved by polymers, it probably won't be the last.
When you name a newborn baby "Edith," you're probably not expecting much
I'd like to remember how many lumps of flesh I have.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12552 on: May 30, 2016, 10:01:42 pm »

Impartiality is a ruse. I do not believe that any man or man-made being can be wholly impartial due to our own unique strawberry flavorings.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12553 on: May 31, 2016, 01:15:22 am »

This has been paraphrased before, but who cares? Old yet gold.

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« Reply #12554 on: May 31, 2016, 04:36:26 am »

Aye.
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