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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1710701 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12525 on: May 25, 2016, 06:23:48 am »
Quote from: Jimmy on May 25, 2016, 05:34:13 am
You're a filthy orc and I will gladly murderhobo you for CR appropriate loot.
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Quote from: Cthulhu on May 25, 2016, 07:19:22 am
It's also fun to execute people in cold blood. 
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12526 on: May 25, 2016, 08:29:50 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12527 on: May 25, 2016, 01:25:49 pm »
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[12:57]   Furtuka   still not heretical enough
[12:57]   Wymar   Goddammit
[12:58]   Aristabulus   we need a Slaaneshi orgy to bathe it in... fluids.
[12:59]   Aristabulus   all the fluids, doesn't matter which ones, really.
[12:59]   Wymar   TOO heretical!

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[14:02]   Hatkitty   Well first we need to grab some equivalent for MT computations, right? Let's assume its a brickhouse. Fairly small really, so a big-ass wyvern could lift it. Let's say that there's 4000 bricks in it, and a brick has impact force of 5 MT, like iron sword. So that would be 20k MT. Hoooooowever!
[14:03]   Hatkitty   Never do all the bricks smash yo face in, right? We need a total area, so lets assume that when a house falls on you, about 50 bricks smash your delicate body into pulp. That's 5x50 = 250 MT of an attack.

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[19:31]   Xanmy   Doom: Scholars of the first Ayy?
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« Reply #12528 on: May 25, 2016, 11:26:48 pm »
Quote from: umiman on May 24, 2016, 09:56:59 am
Neonivek seems to be suffering from battered housewife syndrome. Except he battered himself.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12529 on: May 26, 2016, 10:13:16 pm »
One of the features of this game here:

Secret banana ending.

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Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on May 26, 2016, 10:08:26 pm
Usually having an explosive detonate underneath you is deadly, regardless of the amount of dead cow you're wearing. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12530 on: May 27, 2016, 02:07:31 am »
Quote from: Shook on May 26, 2016, 07:09:46 pm
i'd say that calling me a cakemonster would be a lie but that'd be a lie
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« Reply #12531 on: May 27, 2016, 04:28:26 pm »
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[16:10]   penguin   i went walking through the woods the other day and got a single bug bite right in the hardest to reach spot on my back
[16:11]   Strifer   Burn the woods down
[16:12]   -->|   MaskedTaco (Taco@2605:e000:5e41:jmkg:iwmp:lnih:rls:jvyp) has joined #bay12lb
[16:14]   Kagus   It's only right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12532 on: May 27, 2016, 06:15:45 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12533 on: May 27, 2016, 08:37:41 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on May 27, 2016, 08:24:52 pm
Gods come and go, spiders are forever.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12534 on: May 28, 2016, 12:19:54 am »
Quote from: Empiricist, on a Discord chat
kitchenbot: Is it that disembodied head of Lionel Richie?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12535 on: May 28, 2016, 04:03:16 am »
No quoting yourself, silly.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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« Reply #12536 on: May 28, 2016, 04:51:29 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12537 on: May 28, 2016, 04:56:39 am »
Quote from: Yoink on May 28, 2016, 04:03:16 am
No quoting yourself, silly.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12538 on: May 28, 2016, 04:58:28 am »
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Wait, I don't remember writing this.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12539 on: May 28, 2016, 05:46:53 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 28, 2016, 05:14:32 pm
Like the circle of life but with pedos
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