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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762366 times)

TheBiggerFish

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12465 on: May 12, 2016, 06:22:39 am »

"Welcome to the alpha of Dwarf Fortress!  You are running the 32-bit version of Dwarf Fortress, but loading a save created using the 64-bit version.  This slightly increases the risk that your computer will burst into flames or turn into a pumpkin."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12466 on: May 13, 2016, 01:58:11 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12467 on: May 13, 2016, 02:01:59 am »

...somehow the idea of skyrunner getting hitched to an automation doesn't come as a complete surprise. Now, if she isn't the programmer, then I'd be surprised.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12468 on: May 13, 2016, 10:44:50 am »

Minor system problem: 50 foot daggers.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12469 on: May 13, 2016, 01:58:19 pm »

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OOC: DrBubbbles: Actually aside from the cancer I think i did this right
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12470 on: May 13, 2016, 05:10:07 pm »

Remember folks, tonight is a full moon. Beware of werewolf attacks.

Today is also Friday the 13th. Beware of Jason attacks.

Also beware of Jason fighting a werewolf, because that would be completely awesome to see.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12471 on: May 13, 2016, 05:26:53 pm »

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You can't make daring getaways, and shitty card metaphors, without breaking a few eggs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12472 on: May 13, 2016, 07:42:07 pm »

I don't understand. Is this a trap card? Is my exodia dead now? Why? Why has part of a rose bush been put through a wash cycle with the things we eat with?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12473 on: May 14, 2016, 02:09:31 pm »

Turkey tasted like SWISS CHEESE.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12474 on: May 14, 2016, 05:44:35 pm »

Attack NJW in the lower body, then attack him again before he can post, then attack him again before he can post, then attack him again before he can post, then attack him again before he can post.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12475 on: May 14, 2016, 07:45:51 pm »

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Today we threw real grenades. It was heavier than I thought. I threw mine 85 meters.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12477 on: May 14, 2016, 10:28:27 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Welcome to OOCQ, Pop: Idiots.
« Reply #12478 on: May 15, 2016, 02:12:03 am »

Welp, time to set the world on fire... with renewable resources.
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Just got back, updating:
(0.42 & 0.43) The Earth Strikes Back! v2.15 - Pay attention...  It's a mine!  It's-a not yours!
(0.42 & 0.43) Appearance Tweaks v1.03 - Tease those hippies about their pointy ears.
(0.42 & 0.43) Accessibility Utility v1.04 - Console tools to navigate the map
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