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[TheBiggerFish]

ah, yes, i missed the sight of seizure frog

[AzyWng]

Throw knives at the patrons?

[origamiscienceguy]

Shamelessly taken from my own storytelling game.

I never thought this story would turn into you piloting a nuclear missile into space without a spacesuit while dodging kamikaze satellites. This truley does put chuck norris to shame.

[TheBiggerFish]

But...That's not really 'out of context'...  Uh-oh.

*suddenly meteors*

[origamiscienceguy]

If you don't know what it's about, you probably wouldn't be able to guess what it was about.

[Orange Wizard]

Piloting a nuclear missile into space without a spacesuit while dodging kamikaze satellites?

[IcyTea31]

I can see it now: a reedy little black-robed man, bible in one hand and sword in the other, gazes upon the pitch, as hordes of bearded berserkers with cruel battle-axes and reedy, middle-class intellectuals charge at him, half in a psychotic rage, the other half sure that they can increase overall happiness by taking the vital strategic point of the pitch. White screams, "In the name of all that is holy!", and effortlessly cleaves down dozens upon dozens of philosophers and Norsemen alike.

[Andres]

We may have tea time whenever we damn well please, just for enjoyment and no other reasons

[IcyTea31]

That's a quote of a quote:

I also have the proposition that we may have tea time whenever we damn well please, just for enjoyment and no other reasons.

[Emma]

Gravity is OP. :v [High-five!]

[Spehss _]

I thought, y'know, maybe the lolis aren't a good idea.

[spümpkin]

If you stare at something long enough, it is nearly guaranteed to turn into a butt.

[TheBiggerFish]

If this thread has taught me anything, is that you don't even need drugs.

[Orange Wizard]

YOU WILL LUST FOR THE XENO AND YOU WILL FUCKING LIKE IT, FRIENDO

[Yoink]

Plow your wife instead of your fields.